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Born to Run

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  1. That's my understanding as well, iirc bacterial vagenosis often is caused by another women's vaginal fauna* being introduced via a dirty dick. And dirty dicks cause UTI infections. Wasn't meaning to cast stones at vaginas, I'm a huge fan. I start each day with a freshly washed pecker, or johnson in the parlance of our times, over time in the Texas heat, that shit gets funky. *Vaginal Fauna opened for L7 on the 93 tour iirc. Typical derail on the Kid Rock thread I suppose.
  2. Delicious fresh, but gets skunky if it sits around to long, amirite?
  3. Is that a tactical kilt? That dude has front and back DD titties.
  4. We know, and you'll vote for people that further disenfranchise minorities and women. Your vote does count more because they will make sure opposing votes are not cast or are thrown out.
  5. Further proof I'm still a child. My lady are at the point in our relationship where I'll make eye contact and let one rip, across the room because I'm a gentleman, and laughter will flow.
  6. Same, he's a fucking Yinzer. Up there for worst regional dialect.
  7. We went from TR to these two diminutive dorks wearing cowboy boots for nothing beyond fake imagery and weak projection as potential potus.
  8. You made me look Per Wiki: Dance poles may have two different modes, spinning and static. In the spinning mode, the pole uses ball bearings to spin. This mode can be used to complete more experienced pole moves, make moves easier to complete, and add a more dramatic effect to the move. Most spinning poles can also be fixed to the static mode where the pole cannot rotate. The static mode is regularly used when pole dancing is first taught to beginners.[19] The more you know/Gif
  9. And I always Tip 20%; more if they are exceptional. Some guides I've frequented will give advice over the phone later even if I'm going solo.
  10. Nice they are a blast. For awhile as I kid I was targeting the state record. Hooked some pigs but lost them, PB is around 4.5 lbs. Bigger ones will shred your tippet, even 30lb. When my kid still fished bait I'd always catch a couple for cut bait before heading to the redfish spot. Best cut bait in the world. You cannot strip too fast for them. They will also Destroy surface poppers. Heard the surf was on fire this morning. I had to work fml
  11. I gave your mother my ropes last night Trebeck!
  12. Someones grandma Bunny was about to get it. "I'm zee expert"
  13. They said not all lad. You still smell like piss, but perhaps more women will assume you dont!
  14. Navigation is a learned skill. Many adults aided in me learning it. Be it by the sun or moon or stars, compass work, reading trail and terrain hiking or running a boat in heavy Fog off memorized headings and run times to find a duck blind in the dark. Lots of men taught me those skills. I didn't just hop out the Womb and start driving. We are all guilty for these kid's skill level being shit including myself. My 16yo sucks at driving. At 14 I could drive better and launch a boat, trailer a boat , saddle horses, gaff fish, catch bait, and serve cocktails better than he may ever be able. Different Times.
  15. I've had that exact same experience in Port A, San Clemente, and Pittsburgh. I Highly recommend agreeing with them fully so you reach max altitude as soon as possible and know what you're dealing with. Buy em a few rounds and have some laughs, then ease out before it gets ugly.
  16. That's a common gender issue. Some people, often women, cannot read a map at all. They need step by step direction. My lady is Gen x and she Has to use the step by step function on Google maps with the map itself not on screen. Her brain doesn't process the map. This can lead her blindly following Google maps through all sorts of dumb assery. So, she drives, I navigate on trips. Unless she's premenstrual, which causes her to drive like a grandma then I do both.
  17. Mod pizza does that here and it works fine for lunch, although I usually get the Salet which the serve up the same way-pick the ingredients and dressing and they toss it up. Works fine, not the best, not the worst lunch.
  18. Should have showed up with an AR and stood his ground.
  19. Whoa whoah! Are you saying Mickey Mouse himself has gone woke!?!?
  20. What if we set up beach volleyball (not coed; only playing with the boys) and booked Kenny Loggins for a weekend?
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