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Born to Run

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  1. You to block Fox with parental controls and report back.
  2. Have you considered a new family?
  3. His kids voting idea already backfired. I need him to give out some odds on the upcoming football schedule so I can make it rain by doing the opposite of whatever his opinion currently is.
  4. That would probably be the best for Israel and Palestine as well.
  5. Actually, yes I was
  6. From the window, tonthr Walz!
  7. Last go round the Honkeys picked up Cunninglingus Rice, and got rid of OJ.
  8. I now have my doubts that the deconstructed burger at Doral is in fact "delicious".
  9. Plus the Right is going to bitch about everything that happens in the next 3 months; let Biden take the heat. Unless he has a several medical diagnosis.
  10. Respect. My best friend wasn't able, and it's been a blessing for him. He works remote half the year in beautiful places; and has so much extra time and money that his foundation is already worth a couple million and he's not even 45 yet. And he's a fantastic mentor and "Uncle" to my son. Way less selfish as a human than Karen for Katy that has a minivan full of Okaydens.
  11. What's Biden's next move? Finish the term or resign and stay on in an advisory role? I kind of like that vs 4 months of "whose running the country?" And Madame president has a nice ring to it.
  12. I know I am claiming your wife's BJs; top notch.
  13. I have solid Democrat friends in Calhoun County: "There are plenty of us; we don't speak up or vote." 70 % is accurate, though.
  14. Literally sprayed club soda out my nose. Bravo
  15. You clearly don't travel through rural Texas or the Coast. They are loudly flying their freak flags and running their mouths openly.
  16. He checked his email after surfing Icanhazcheeseburger
  17. It's the comedy stylings of a middle school bully that never got his comeuppance yet became an "adult." "gay" "you do oral sex; oral sex is gross.'
  18. To me, deviled eggs are like oysters- to be eaten all at once and not added to other shit. You want a po boy with raw oysters? Fuck no. Deviled eggs good, egg salad sandwiches are marginal at best. Added with other shit - gross. Want some avocado too on that clusterfuck? In the words of Offspring -keep em seperated.
  19. That's not the simulation, thats a regular door dash delivery that got in one of the many wrecks we enjoy here daily in West Austin and a T cloud Office Favorite crashed into a Sonic plain hot dog.
  20. Hanging out with horny girls. If I had a nickel, for every time they ate each other out, I'd have about 85 cents.
  21. Get annual service, they have a great app that tracks maintenence, any code errors that may develop- it will test run the unit montly and send you a report, if you bother to commission the unit and keep it linked to your phone. All my clients so far have been happy. I've had excellent experiences with Generac, my only bias is my electrician is a certified dealer, but it's not really even a side gig for me; although we do install plenty of them both through him and other dealers.
  22. *Ave And I've been gone a minute- ie a decade
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