Everything posted by Buffsoldier
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Lame joke thread
That's a shitacular haiku.
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Serious question, does this occur at the Masters as well? I haven't watched in the last 3-4 years, but it seems like Augusta National is the one place that wouldn't tolerate that asshattery.
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Surly Dad Thread
About a year ago, I was on a flight where a family came on with a 1-2 month old. After they got they stuff stowed, the dad handed out about 30 bags full of candy, hershey's kisses, bite-size milky ways, etc. and each bag had a note in it explaining that it was the kid's first flight, asking that we please be patient, apologizing in advance if there was any crying and so on. Probably cost Mom-n-Dad about $25-$30 and a little time to put it all together. But the goodwill exhibited by doing so paid off in spades. Yep, the kid did cry, for about 5 minutes on takeoff and another 5 on landing, but nobody in legit earshot seemed to mind a bit. Just food for thought.
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Phillie Phanatic's wayward wiener hits woman in phace
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I used to be damn selective about where and when I shit. I've now been to Iraq twice and Afghanistan once. I will now shit anywhere, at any time without a second thought. And often without a first thought.- Post a pic that makes you lol
O/U as to how many pieces douchecyclyist's collar bone is in? I'm saying 3.- Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Would you rather they cut the cheese?- Surly Dad Thread
...and he's already sick of your shit.- Potential band names
Opening act on tour: The Meketrex Supplicants First hit single: Yes, have some- Words & Phrases that make you chuckle every time
She was built when meat was cheap.- Potential band names
Seize This Honkus and the Flapping Laser Labias. Random thoughts that coalesced into a band name with my friends. We've even got a Facebook page.- Looks like [insert name] is a DOB/sexual predator
*snicker*- Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
So I recognize all but the motorcycle. Is it the one from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade?- My new favorite subreddit
He feels and interprets the bumps on Walts asshole?- Post a pic that makes you lol
Legit LOL here.- Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Agreed. Cold breakfast tacos still equals breakfast tacos. Not sure how this makes anybody surly. Actually, I kinda get this. It's not the free food that's surlish. It's the execs acting like posers and trying to be the "cool parents being friends with their kids" that's bothersome.- Post a pic that makes you lol
That is awesome on so damn many levels....- Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
"So, Clem, what did you learn?"- Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Seriously, that looks like bad jerky strips.- Words & Phrases that make you chuckle every time
Fucked up like a football bat.- The Airplane Fanatic Thread
- Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Wow. That's literally the type of statement where one person then has to pack their bags and leave the house. Permanently.- Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do
Here is the precise moment where you fucked up.- Words & Phrases that make you chuckle every time
"Gonna make like a hippie and roll this joint."- Words & Phrases that make you chuckle every time
"Woke up in the mornin' and took a whole bottle of dumbass pills." "Harder than woodpecker lips." "Looks like a can of smashed assholes." - Things you're a little bit embarrassed to admit
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