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XYZ

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Everything posted by XYZ

  1. How come I see the word MACtion, but never PACtion or SECtion?
  2. Hahaha. Also CO2 can exist in liquid form, you just need higher pressure.
  3. XYZ replied to MoJames's topic in Daily Texan
    You are asking how we feel about a drug that is extremely expensive and provides almost no benefit? Well, considering that the healthcare system in the USA is clearly, CLEARLY designed to maximize profits to hospitals/doctors/pharma/medical supplies/whatever, I consider it a great success!
  4. XYZ replied to wild_turkey's topic in Football
    It pisses me off every time I think about how we have two guys in the backfield who can pass and run, and a smart coach would have already installed a new offense to take advantage of that. We would have smaller, quicker offensive linemen who can move, and every snap would be some combination of Sam pass, Sam run, Sam splits out wide and snap to RoJo, snap to Sam who laterals it to RoJo who throws a forward pass. Shit like that. Can we clone Emory Bellard?
  5. XYZ replied to Assman's topic in Can You Help Me With This?
    I don’t think doing cardio will raise your testosterone. As far as exercise goes, I think only whole-body heavy weights will do that. Squats, deadlifts, that kind of thing.
  6. Mahomes putting ketchup on his steak is funny.
  7. Another feasible explanation for why he hasn’t taken a job is that he doesn’t want to coach anymore.
  8. That’s not how it works. General public doesn’t factor in.
  9. Fire Dabo NOW.
  10. Yes, they fucked up. They should have forced ND to use ALL their timeouts and instead they only had to use one. And almost no time killed.
  11. XYZ replied to wild_turkey's topic in Football
    between Sam’s inaccuracy and the WRs dropping passes that they shouldn’t, the passing game fucking sucks
  12. Thank you, refs. Couldn't have done it without you
  13. Y’all now have black vans parked in front of your houses, probably.
  14. No, but I’m familiar with your mom.
  15. XYZ replied to Assman's topic in Can You Help Me With This?
    Ask your doctor about clomiphene.
  16. The really don’t care (read it in Ricky Gervais’ voice)
  17. All it takes to beat Texas is a well-coached team that doesn’t repeatedly shoot itself in the dick. Iowa State will beat us, and one or both of KSU and WVU will also beat us.
  18. Way to go, Texas. 10k new cases today.
  19. Exactly. The guy is a troll. He never gave a shit about winning. He cares about telling funny stories. And collecting quirky pirate shit. And retrieving baseball caps out of the water at Pearl Harbor. Shit like that.
  20. XYZ replied to Fud's topic in Movies and TV
    Citizen Kane Gone With the Wind Casablanca
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