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Longhornfan1024

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  1. She must have sucked a lot of dick on her way to the parking lot.
  2. lol at Rudi beating Sarri with his cane.
  3. I mean, both are true. I'll enjoy it while it lasts, though.
  4. Chelsea guys is like "See you next week, Cech."
  5. I feel worse for the minigooner. At least OU kid and NW kid were in the states. Minigooner flew all the way to Baku to watch his team get their asses kicked.
  6. Arsenal might be the best team in the league as missing wide open opportunities.
  7. Don't worry Arsenal fans, maybe you can win it next year.
  8. Kante isn't currently playing. N'golo is. They switched at halftime.
  9. jk, right?
  10. lol. I make derka ragesplode and Chelsea turns this into an ass kicking. Good times.
  11. Negged for using retard as an insult. This is 2019; that shit isn't acceptable anymore. Stop being so hyperbolic and exaggerated.
  12. And two!
  13. Irony personified.
  14. VAR can't give a yellow. It can give a penalty, but didn't. Try and keep up.
  15. The best part is that if Laca hadn't been so intent on diving he could have easily powered through the brush of Kepa's fingertips against his boots and had an open shot on goal. But he'd rather play cheap soccer than quality soccer.
  16. Oh Derka, are you really so naive that you think the guys in the studio are there to be accurate and not use controversy to drive ratings? I'll take the decision of the ref and VAR over them. And there's your boy Le Hair scoring against you. Maybe now that he's on Chelsea he'll have a chance to win something other than an FA cup for once.
  17. Kepa's fingertips barely brushed his shoe and he dove (starting before the contact) like a sniper hit him. That's a yellow. And combined with his later dirty push into Azpi's back that make him go flying into Kepa, Laca should be out of the game with two yellows.
  18. Kante doesn't look right out there.
  19. For a dive. Agreed.
  20. Jesus Christ UEFA and TNT. The combination of the shitty looking pitch and the terrible camera work is making this look like a high school game.
  21. FIFY. They know exactly what they are doing. They just don't care because they're getting paid.
  22. Better than driving the 405.
  23. I hope Kante is ready.
  24. And who were the five dudes Trump said should be killed even though they were cleared using DNA evidence?
  25. He went with the "I'm too stupid to understand what Mueller just said" defense.
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