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Thetexashammer

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  1. Ain't nothin gonna break my stride Nobody gonna slow me down oh no I gotta keep on moving
  2. Look, if it comes down to we have to rehire Major's favorite towel girl, I think you'd at least hold the conversation.
  3. Preach it my man.
  4. China threatened Germany if they banned Huawei, then China would ban the seven million German cars from being sold into China. Germany couldn't handle that at all. https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/did-china-just-threaten-kill-german-car-exports-over-huawei-decision Those microprocessors have back doors so China can spy, or shutdown the networks, or do whatever they want.
  5. I was in a hotel in Korea, and hit xvideos or something. A screen came up with some sort of Korean National Police symbol and a bunch of korean script I obviously couldn't read. It was somewhat alarming. I was totally unaware this would happen. The cockblocking was not appreciated.
  6. There's no D in Ash.
  7. You know why they called it Rutgers? Because they were too embarassed to call it the University of New Jersey.
  8. I'm sorry, did you just say that there are "experts" on Surly?
  9. No shit. Calling people stupid is just about all you do. Spreading the Chrismas cheer and all. So bold and brave.
  10. The FISA application would have been very different if the FBI had disclosed the Page was metting with russian agents ON BEHALF OF THE CIA, don't you think?
  11. They're as bad as the Nazis. They're Chinazis.
  12. I caption this "The Hotness and the Notness".
  13. Fatboy McCoy.
  14. I said many times, you're doing Trump's job for him. I haven't changed my opinion. Sorry you folks have such a hard time with reality.
  15. This is the worst, most tedious, most excrutiatingly tendentious impeachment ever. I used to be in favor of it, but damn if you people aren't just thoroughly godawful human beings to make people suffer through this total waste of time. Can you kill with boredom? Looks like we're going to find out.
  16. Well the shit coaches are gone, more or less. Just like when Gerg became our DC and we got much better overnight. Could happen. Won't. But it could. I mean who fucking knows with this team.
  17. LSU 13 point favorite.
  18. Were you under the that ESPN gives a shit about its viewers?
  19. Well I could get a call from Emily Ratajkowski that she wants to meet me at her hotel room as soon as possible.
  20. Jim Tressel didn't have any FBS experience. Neither did Klieman.
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