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Thetexashammer

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  1. Bottom line he's a symptom, not a cause. You take two seconds to think about theology, you know he's fake as fuck. Why is he given this lofty perch? In a normal country, he'd be selling used cars. Because we are morally decadent, we are late Imperial Rome.
  2. I like bust, but I prefer Urban.
  3. Disagree. Prosperity gospel appeals to those who have already succeeded. They have "education", they went to college and all that. Poor people don't buy that bullshit. It's not desperation, it's confirmation bias. To beat a dead horse, the meek will inherit the earth. Ask yourself, who are the modern Pharisees? Osteen is an obvious choice. But he's a symptom, not a cause.
  4. So, you love cock?
  5. I'm more interested in this game than I was the Texas game.
  6. Just bought the Aberlour 12 Double Cask. Fucking Christmas in a bottle. Wow.
  7. I don't know if this helps, but I would sex every single last one of them.
  8. We have all the resources to win, including a team that is as talented as any team we'll play. Urban would be a fool not to come here. Any coach would be a fool not to think you could win. It's the perfect set up.
  9. you didn't even call me.........
  10. Jizz. Oh wait I'm not an aggy.
  11. That's funny, I would cut off your dick, fingers, toes, arms, legs and torso too! We should totally party.
  12. Well he and Michelle did snort coke off a stripper, so he's a role model of a sort.
  13. Sam is better than Shane. The difference is coaching.
  14. Is 5 yards per attempt good?
  15. Just waiting for the guillotine blade to fall now.
  16. Just waiting for the guillotine blade to fall now.
  17. Expel them? The administration would be more likely to bbring them coffee and snacks.
  18. We're bad and we should feel bad..
  19. Is the last name of the priest Lawrence? My old priest at St. Michael's was from Austin, and he was known to come from a moneyed family. When he retired he went back to being rather wealthy. The vast majority of catholic priests live in the rectory. Most also have vows of celibacy. There is a hige gap between Cathloics in general and Osteen is the difference between eating Doritos and eating food made by a student of Escoffier. Just complete opposite ends of the spectrum. You might even say Dorito's aren't even remotely healthy.
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