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Thetexashammer

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  1. I really hope he doesn't leave us this year for the NFL.
  2. For the record, I didn't see "Nobody you idiot doctor dre is dead" or I would have voted that way. Regardless, and I hate to say this, I am a Sark fan, but gotdammit he is going to fuck it up. 100% he cannot handle this. He learned nothing from his time with Saban. Sark is all up in his feels. He doesn't see the chess pieces on the chess board. He's Mack 2.0.
  3. Thetexashammer replied to Pancho's topic in Football
    This is a miserable day all around. Just a kick in the fucking nuts.
  4. Thetexashammer replied to Pancho's topic in Football
    I mean you just hate to see it. But you love to see it.
  5. I think Pete Gardere is a good one. I remember the 1991 OU game where we won 10-7 but failed to score an offensive touchdown. Oklahoma vs Texas (Oct 12, 1991)
  6. Yes but I have a minor quibble with your scenario. Whomever is in charge will be obligated to engage in yield curve control, which they are not doing now. They have to limit federal interest expense or we will absolutely have hyperinflation.
  7. My favorite incompletions are the first down incompletions.
  8. I hope Sark doesn't hurt Arch's feeling by benching him.
  9. Well good, I don't trust him either. Why the fuck is he even on the field?
  10. I really should have watched that game.
  11. I am starting to think Sark is a giant pussy. He doesn't have what it takes to win. He's made the same mistakes over and over again.
  12. This will destroy our recruiting.
  13. Saban would never allow this. He is not a student of Saban. He is not trying to win.
  14. Possible? Not at all. It's certain.
  15. Haynes King can complete a pass. We could go full triple option and do a lot better.
  16. No, you bench him for the entire second half because you don't want to lose to UTEP.
  17. Arch will not start the second half.
  18. Whenever the screen shows the pic of Malachi Nelson I have to laugh because it reminds me of the Key and Peele skit.
  19. I'm not the only one who heard the boos.
  20. I'm not joking. The fans are about to start booing him.
  21. Put in Caldwell. Arch is done.
  22. Unfortunately, the whisky ain't working anymore. #travistritt
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