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Thetexashammer

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  1. Let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet.
  2. Counterpoint: We'd be a lot better off if more people would use LLM models to write their posts.
  3. He's doing a coup against...........himself? How intoxicated are you and the three people who gave you posrep?
  4. Probably NIL isn't as good on the baseball side. For most people that would be decisive. not so much because football makes more money over the long term, but he would have to take a substantial immediate hit.
  5. Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while... it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.
  6. I mean sure, I would look like a superstar too if my blocker just fell down every play.
  7. Jerry's been making me some money. Betting against Dallas of course.
  8. Not at all. Sark isn't going to let Mack spread his poison. He will use Mack for what Mack is good for and then shit him out like the turd that he is.
  9. He's a five star and a true freshman. That's pretty dramatic.
  10. You're wrong. Parker is Ed McCaffrey.
  11. I really liked his tape. Keeping in mind I know absolutely nothing about playing LB. However, he looked like one of those Patterson specials where you take a 3* and they sit on the bench for a while and then stroll casually onto to field as a junior playing like they were a 5*. Every time Parker makes a catch, you have to take a shot. When Arch throws a fade to the back corner for Parker everyone you grab the whisky bottle and finish it.
  12. https://abcnews.go.com/Business/wireStory/us-july-budget-deficit-20-year-year-despite-124588244 Probably not good for the money printing situation.
  13. I take it out of the box. That makes it easier to just open the valve right into my face hole.
  14. We were terrible and everybody wanted to fire PK. I 'member
  15. This is going to be the most epic man room ever. You have year round air conditioning and perfect isolation.
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