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ChiTownDoc

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  1. 1 hour ago, Js1 said:

    Why can’t the MAGAtards and Kennedysuckers just ever walk away when they’re wrong or look stupid?

    You weren’t high. You were huffing Trump taint and GOP drugs so hard last night. 

    Let's ignore the trolls and enjoy the fact that CrackheadKennedy is absolutely going to cost fuckstain more votes than Biden.  

    As for the trolls, everyone should get one post to make fun of them, that's it.  Then we move on.  We are civilized, like Barkley in those old Right Guard commercials.  Act like it. 

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  2. 4 hours ago, pacman said:

    Aaron Rodgers is clearly an outstanding cutizen.

     

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    I do get a good laugh every time I think about telling people I hope he blows his Achilles out jogging onto the field.  Fucker almost pulled it off.  I’ll take 4 plays into the season. 

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  3. 2 hours ago, Hook1997 said:

    The Rockets only ever won anything because Jordan retired….   

    I’m a fan of this statement even though it may be wrong.  That’s not the point - point is this is a perfect NBA derka bat signal and now we have lost our big goofy friend.  RIP Derka

  4. 5 hours ago, Chewbacca said:
    6 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:
    Not a recruiting dork here, but know enough to see his BS is gonna fail miserably, just a matter of time.  I think this massive exodus is the beginning of the end.  Will be fun to watch him set CU on fire.  

    I used to like you.

    Hey, I really wanted it to work and him to say fuck the establishment but he’s taken a turn for the worst and the recruiting and on field results will show.  Next…

  5. 11 hours ago, closetojumping said:

    It's kind of unbelievable how predictably all of this is unfolding. Deion's arrogance in the notion that he's some sort of magnetic force that will simply attract the best and the brightest due to that was only reinforced by the start early last season and all of the adoration.

    That didn't translate at all in recruiting, it's starting to seriously lose its luster with the current roster, and the transfer portal this cycle is shit for them. It may turn out that the HC of a program actually has to, you know, put the work in on recruiting, player relationship management, and portal recruiting. That would blow a lot of minds, not the least of which will be Deion's. Then he'll just blame a bunch of other people and mysterious forces working against him and fuck off elsewhere eventually.

    This CU 2024, short of a number of portal hail mary completions, is 2-10/3-9 at best and the roster is all his (un)doing.

    Not a recruiting dork here, but know enough to see his BS is gonna fail miserably, just a matter of time.  I think this massive exodus is the beginning of the end.  Will be fun to watch him set CU on fire.  

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  6. 50 minutes ago, sheeeit said:

    I can not stop laughing.  I saw a tiktok about this and just assumed it was a joke or some instance where Biden just slurred his words a little bit and they guessed about what he said.  Now, quite high, I decided to check it out.  Holy shit.  The POTUS, figuratively the most powerful person in the world, just said, with a straight face, that he believes his uncle was a pilot eaten by Aboriginal cannibals when his plane went down during WW2.  Its impossible but it isnt.

    Even if we give him him the most gigantic benefit of the doubt in human history that this was some family story passed down through the years and so he just repeated it, it is still unbelievable.  How do you ever say that to the press?  Ubder any circumstances?   A 10 year old can google it and see that his uncle was not the pilot and that the plane went down over the ocean.  There was an actual fucking survivor that told the story.  It is impossible that Biden did not know the true story at one time.  He is ful blown senile.  No person in any way still cognizant would ever say or do that.  I kind of feel bad for him and Jill must be one tough woman. 

    I guess maybe I am really high because if I am presented a situation where the only options for POTUS next year are Biden, Tump or RFK, I actually think RFK might be the best option.  And he is a terrible option.

    This POTUS election should make us change the rules of the game going forward regarding politics.  The system is great but the current rules allowed it to be gamed.  There is no other rational explanation.  We have some of the very best and brightest and capable people in the world in the US.  Hundreds of thousands of them.  But our POTUS will be one of 3 of the worst choices we could make.  That is only possible in a rigged game.

    You can’t stop laughing?  At that?   How fucking high are you?  

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  7. 23 hours ago, Red Five said:

    He also said a few months ago that FSU should have gotten into the playoffs instead of Texas. I really can’t stand him.

    It’s really is odd how a large contingent of a UT board has trouble hating this fuckstick.  I wonder why?

  8. 3 hours ago, texasdago said:

    Wait until all his white followers find out his mother is African American.  

    Honestly, this guy is miserable.  The reason his followers don't have children/girlfriends/wives is because they are all losers.

    I was so confused reading that.  1. He’s not white.  I thought that’s obvious to everyone.  2. I had to look but yep - he has no kids.  
     

    The guy is so miserable it actually makes me happy seeing his rants.  Self loathing closet gay.  Just come out, man.  You’ll like yourself and others a million times more.  

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  9. 3 hours ago, Bullneck said:

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    ‘Angling like a big dog’ aggy gonna aggy

    Also using that ag degree for some hourly gig being a chode.  

    ‘My employer pays for me to be on a jury pool!’


    Nice humble brag, pal.  

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  10. On 4/12/2024 at 6:28 PM, 0xdeadbeef said:

    Basically Jobs refused to have surgery when they found the cancer by chance very early on and it was still treatable. Alt medicine didn't do diddly and when he did go for the surgery like six or nine months later, it had spread and was no longer really treatable.   Similar to the King or England who is treating his cancer with "herbs and potions". Good luck with that. 

    Fuck.  Can Elon get some of that early easily treatable pancreatic cancer?  I’m sure he would follow the science - as he sees it.  Please, dear baby Jesus, let it happen…

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

  11. Looks fun as all hell if you’re a kid or to get away for some hunting.  I’d kill myself if I had to live there full time.  Was just annoyed at how little 8M gets us in Miami then I see this dude dropped 8M in OK.  You gotta try hard to blow that kind of cash in that shithole.  

  12. 19 hours ago, horn4life said:

    Having to toss Hitler in as some sort of support of your argument is.... well.... dare I say?   

    Aggie-like!  😉

     

     

    *aggy

  13. 21 minutes ago, horn4life said:

    Interestingly the Aggies also claim 3 national championships, from long bygone eras. The last time Jerry Jones had a head coach with the actual ability to be a head coach was when JIMMY JOHNSON won those Championships.  Then Jerry did not like that the team's coach was getting more accolades than the teams owner.

    Since that time, as I said before Jerry wants head coach glory, without head coach responsibility. That is what makes the Cowboys Aggie-like.  

    Maybe one day Jerry Jones will allow a head coach to actually be a real head coach again, and perhaps the Cowboys will again win a Super Bowl.  But as long as Jerry wants to "play" head coach, the Cowboys will indeed be very Aggie like to me.  With hopes and dreams dashed repeatedly.  The main difference is Aggie dreams are usually dashed by early October, and Cowboys fans get to hope a little longer before their hopes are dashed.

    But I like you salute the last Cowboy Super Bowl win in 1996... 😉

    Comparing the 90’s to when Hitler was in charge is a choice lol.  But yes, I’m an old.  
     

    edit: also super bowls aren’t ’claimed’.  You won one or you didn’t.  

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  14. On 4/7/2024 at 1:48 PM, horn4life said:

    As a kid growing up in Houston and loving the Oilers, there are basically two important things to me about the Cowboys. First, was that I was REALLY glad that we had Earl Campbell when my pot luck roomies were all Dallas fans and knew the fucking jock sizes of the Cowboys.  Second is that I know that as long as Jerry Jones is Head Coach when it comes to glory, and not Head Coach when it comes to accountability, the Cowboys will always sort of be the the Aggies pro football.  In the hopes and dreams, with disappointments category.

    I gave up giving a shit about the Cowboys a long time ago but how are Jerry’s Cowboys with 3 super bowls anything like aggy who has never won a damn thing in my or my father’s lifetime?  

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  15. 55 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

    I have no idea how accurate this is but, the crazy posts have started……..

     

     

     

     

    lol.  He initially said his wife would divorce him if he took a job further than UConn from their original home.  Now she gonna divorce him if he doesn’t go grab that loot.  
    Jokes aside, hope he stays where he’s at.  Fun to watch them fuck up the money blue bloods.  

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  16. On 4/4/2024 at 3:14 PM, 'stache said:

    I can help you out here. In the middle of the state is the capital, Oklahoma City, whose downtown has several midrise buildings surrounding a massive phallic tower in the middle, which makes it look like the city is giving you the finger, or wants you to stare at its boner. Either way, it's quite off putting. About 20 miles south is a town called Moore, where Toby Keith was born, which is almost certainly why god tries to wipe it off the map every few years with tornadoes. Just south of there is Norman, where the University of Oklahoma was founded, and who in all their wisdom decided to reverse the letters in their abbreviation, something that nobody noticed for about a hundred years, because most people down there can barely read. Nevertheless, they cheated and got good at football and that's about all there is to know about that. 

    Kind of nails it.  And they can move the bball team to Tulsa for all anyone cares.  There was some level of support, then the Thunder came and they have to have a Trae Young like player just to fill half the arena.  Also, Moore high alum here - fun fact, most of my class that went to college (insert joke here) went to OSU.  Wasn't really a rivalry back then.  Not sure it is now, but from what I read in the press it sure seems like more of one today vs the 90's.  I don't wanna go back to find out.  

    TLDR: OUsux

  17. 1 hour ago, David Dennison said:

    It's not going to work. He's going to cost Trump votes.

    I can't figure out the people saying he hurts Biden more.  He's a fucking moron who appeals to morons.  Does Trump or Biden appeal to more morons?  The more RFK puts out shit like 'Jan 6 was fine' the more it hurts Trump.  Keep it up you stupid fuck.  I've already had several stable geniuses tell me, 'you're a moron if you vote for Biden OR Trump'.  Then I encourage them by saying 'yes, at least there's a legit third choice!' at which time they go off about their savior RFK.  MOARRRR

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  18. 6 minutes ago, Eskimohorn said:


    Having a relatively normal human person in office means they work with others and follow direction, even as simple as an Easter Bunny photo op.

    “wait for the First Lady to be ready and when we cue you, please join the bunnies on the balcony. Then just wave to the crowd.”

    Now do that 10,000 more times, sometimes with meetings with foreign adversaries and intelligence briefings. Having Trump wing being President, like a strange uncle visiting for Christmas is not optimal.

    ‘He’s just like me!’

    As always a massive chunk, meaning all, of his deplorables are clowns in pretty much any setting.  Fucking losers.  

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