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Helobious

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  1. I can’t imagine not buying a RokuTV or Vizio or something like that in this day and age. Big screens, TV is super light, plug it into the wall. One cord involved to get the whole thing working. Connect it to WiFi, download relevant streaming apps, enjoy. Remote has maybe like 8 buttons total on it.
  2. Minor pet peeve, anything alive is also actively dying.
  3. That’s not in the nature of most basketball players though. The NBA had to invent a mid-season tourney with big cash prizes to motivate players to try harder during the season.
  4. Fwiw, taking a contested catch specialist archetype or physical route runner WR in CFB 26 and moving him to TE is lethal. They burn by the LBs and safeties trying to cover them and all you need is adequate run blocking on occasion from them anyway. Sark should look into that instead of true TEs. It works in real life too (Kyle Pitts at Florida).
  5. Demond Williams going back to UW with his tail between his legs. Likely only because his agent was going to sue him for getting a deal with a 3rd party.
  6. I don’t even think it’s fun for most of them really. They’re constantly getting told by unqualified agents and other morons to go into the portal and ask for ridiculous money.
  7. I just googled it and found out I was incorrect. I assumed that given how many Polynesians are on BYU’s roster that the whole race was mormon.
  8. I’ve talked so much about how absurd CFB rosters are. A typical Texas 6A high school will have roughly 80 varsity and JV players combined to pull from unless it’s one of the larger powerhouses. In the NFL you get like 60 active & practice squad players. But a college team needs 120+ players to operate? Makes no sense.
  9. Ffrench and Moore were seriously horrible WR evaluations.
  10. Get me Tony Diaz out of the portal and all will be forgiven
  11. I’m glad there are posters in here offering their personal experience in their career fields to let us know that people like money and will often choose to make more of it when given the chance. I had no idea.
  12. He’s always said he went to one of RG3’s camps in high school and has been a friend ever since. His dad also played at Baylor. It’s a good move.
  13. Looked up Brandon Harris’ college stats. His last year at UNC he threw 1 TD and 8 INTs. Yeah that’s definitely a guy that knows football.
  14. There’s no way that’s true or that a ranch out there could even be that big. It sounds like he was alone though and probably had to walk far to find someone or call them to come. Still a pretty insane survival story.
  15. For all intensive purposes we have an unlimited NIL budget, yet we seem to be operating like we have the budget of Kennesaw State. How the fuck do you let those Florida guys stay with the gators and let building blocks like Livingstone and Barnes leave?
  16. I don’t play poker. Even I know you can go all-in and still lose. People are dumb.
  17. Had to look up Gatlin Blair. Apparently has been on an LDS mission the past 2 years and will join the Ducks this spring. I thought being an elite Mormon athlete and not going to BYU would get you excommunicated.
  18. Born and raised here and I’ve still always hated saying “y’all”. Spiritually I know I should’ve grown up in the Bronx, I know I would have fit right in.
  19. Posted it in the transfer thread but unless you’re about to get you’re 2nd NFL contract it’s stupid as fuck to want to be one of the younger people on a football field. All these guys reclassifying to graduate HS early snd they turn into duds in college overwhelmingly.
  20. You guys have a weird infatuation with the thought of me giving out handjobs.
  21. He’s not a chicano, he’s cuban. Still loving it though.
  22. Cost themselves one entire yard of field position after the return.
  23. I never voted for trump. The right spoke to some very real cultural problems but our low IQ public could not see the hypocrisy behind it. I always could, all the way back to the Kaepernik thing. People were talking about woke on here and I gave my two cents on it.
  24. I said masculine or American
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