Everything posted by Helobious
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If I Had Legs I’d Kick You (Rose Byrne, A24)
Haven’t seen it but I just read a Wikipedia summary. Sounded boring but movies aren’t made to be experienced that way in fairness.
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2025 World Series- Dodgers v Blue Jays
Ohtani let all that greatest ever talk get to his head. 2 games of basically nothing in a row.
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Diego Pavia - The Chihuahua that thinks he's a Mastiff
I’ve had conflicted feelings on him. We aren’t represented much in football and I’ll almost always root for us to succeed on the football field (we’re plenty represented in other sports like baseball, if you aren’t on a team I like you can get fucked). It felt dirty cheering on Joaquin Iglesias and Zack Sanchez at OU but I would do it. Pavia is basically an exception. He isn’t really all that talented at anything but evading the rush and breaking tackles. Add in the piss incident, the fake Christian persona, the lawsuit for another season of eligibility, and live-streaming after Theo Von fucked his mom, he’s just an embarrassment more than anything. It takes a lot for me to not root for a homie playing football but Pavia pulled it off.
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Everything is Shit: Tracking the Great Enshittening
Coding never made sense to me as a career. That always seemed like something a computer would be really good at. Sidenote, it’s sad to know that in the future the only “secure” jobs for humans will be backbreaking manual labor jobs. And they won’t even pay well because the market will become flooded with those workers.
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Christy starring Sydney Sweeney
Yeah I never watched Monster either
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GJ Kinne: The next great offensive mind of CFB?
Checking on on this… how is kinne doing now that those UIW players he inherited and then got to transfer are gone?
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Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
It was, but per capita is generally a stupid measurement for this kind of thing. Texas, Cali, Georgia and Florida are all much better pools of talent. Florida has 5 five-star recruits in the 2026 cycle (4 excluding the IMG guy). Louisiana has 1.
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Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
Yes and yes. Probably 2 of the stupidest questions I’ve seen asked in a long time, and you pulled them off back to back.
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Christy starring Sydney Sweeney
“Come watch this movie where we make Sydney Sweeney unattractive”. And hollywood wonders why movies are dying
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Shohei Ohtani
You know he wasn’t even the best hitter this season right?
- Why Texas Stomps A Mudhole In Vanderbilt's Ass
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2025 World Series- Dodgers v Blue Jays
Lol at everyone acting like I said the game should start with a swing off and be done in 5 minutes. I said after the 12th. How many games go longer than that anyway? 2%? It would be rare and extremely exciting, and save bullpens.
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2025 World Series- Dodgers v Blue Jays
I’m in favor of a swing-off after the 12th. It’s wildly popular with the Bananas and Manfred has brought it up on some podcasts. Soccer has it right with PKs, there’s almost no comparable amount of stress or intensity in sports. This would give us the baseball version of that. Instead we get viewership numbers tanking inning by inning last night and 2 completely fucked pitching staffs the rest of the series.
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2022 - WR Brenen Thompson
So glad we got rid of this loser and replaced him with our super elite receivers. Our secondary shut him down all night too, he didn’t even score 3 touchdowns against us.
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A&M at LSU on ABC
A&M has a significantly better team and coaching staff than LSU this year.
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Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network
I like him because he’s a homie but his stats and play are honestly extremely unimpressive.
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Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network
That score actually helps our chances, took barely any time off the clock
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Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network
They won it all 17 years ago and have played in several SEC title games since. Plus they have a fuckton more money than miss
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Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network
What a worthless addition Moseley turned out to be
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Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network
It’s starting to look like filling an SEC team with soft ass West Coast players was a stupid idea
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Texas vs. Mississippi State - 3:15pm on SEC Network
Almost
- Ole Miss @ Oklahoma
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Ole Miss @ Oklahoma
This Chambliss dude seems massively overrated
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2025 Texas High School Football
How does that Lopez kid look at RB for you guys? You was a legend in the San Marcos middle school football scene before he was recruited happened to move to Westlake for HS. Was thinking of putting him on my Helo homie watchlist next year.
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Why Does Mississippi State Exist?
I’ve driven through Mississippi a couple of times, besides that I know nothing of it. As for why Miss State exists I imagine that state needed a school for all the rednecks and sharecropper/backwoods people to separate them from the plantation family old money kids at Ole Miss.