Saw Beer Belly Chin Pubes Liucci at HLSR tonight. Hitting on an over-served underage girl near the petting zoo. He had a 2-3 man posse with him. I can only assume they were watching the market lamb show.
Absolutely every word of that is 100% true and I couldn't make that up if I tried.
Oh, I don't know... maybe they hung up on the policeman's charity that calls twice a week trying to extort -- I mean solicit -- donations.
I'm sure we'll get more hellacious stories about Bonnie, Clyde and Cujo, before HPD faces the music.
This isn't surprising. It's sad. It's infuriating. But none of this is shocking anymore.
Sigh... it's 2019. People just need to get out of women's medical business. Even fucking Ireland has decided to enter the 21st century. It's time America did the same.
Leave it to the lady herself and her lady parts doctor.
REALLY good news. The sooner he gets out of the hospital the better. Those places are horrible germ factories and long stays often result in secondary illnesses.
I travel down Memorial a lot at night and have seen coyotes a couple of times between the Arboretum and the parking lots. Usually on the south side of the road.
I really just fucking hate Tom Brady. It's irrational. I get it. I just really, really hate him. I don't care if people scream GOAT! from now until doomsday. I just hated him then, I hate him now and I will hate him forever.
I don't think she cares any more about that kid than she does her wardrobe or Botox RNs. He's either going to have a helluva tell-all book or he's going to Menendez someone.
Mitch's Shutdown. He's such a feckless bitch.
I'm so glad I don't have to fly. TSA and ATC should all take tomorrow off. Maybe have a long weekend and throw Monday in, too.
Conspiring to corrupt justice? So... I'm sure this means nothing. I'm sure he'll be fine with Francine Graham curled up next to him and Yertle the Turtle running the Senate. Still... dirty fuckers. I can't wait for more dominos to fall.
I hate Dannie Goeb more than practically anyone else in the state of Texas. He and that other carpetbagging asshole, Ted Cruz, can both burn on a pyre while the rest of us sing Texas Our Texas. Fuckers.
It's funny... none of this will make a difference or mean a GD thing. We're all numb to the daily bombshell.
They'll just say that investigation came up empty and there's no evidence, blah blah blah. Insert Leslie Nielsen "nothing to see here. please disperse." gif.