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The Word Awesome Has Become an Epidemic
Allsum
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This goddamn motherfucking iphone and it's piece of shit autocorrect
Auto-correct just wants to watch the word burn.
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Dallas Cowboys 2019 Offseason Thread of Mediocrity
Great news, looks like all the Boys are getting back to form. Frederick is back to controlling things in the middle, Zeke is back to pending disciplinary results, and Dak is lobbing ducks downfield.
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Bathe In My Milk
What if I brought my own sponge?
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Cool, had no idea they had made a sequel to Maximum Overdrive.
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2019 Property Tax Values are Out
Finally got my Denton Co info -- land flat, improvements up 13.76%. Any tips for the people protesting?
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2019 Rain Thread
In Georgetown right now after driving down from DFW and it has been raining nonstop. No hail though. Hope nobody is going north to Dallas. Already passed 3 wrecks and it's backed up. Time to head on over to Marble Falls. I'll keep track of the body count. Bodies in trees = 0 Assholes driving without lights on = 5
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How many digital subscriptions are you on?
40 subscriptions to Vibe is all I ever need
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Surly March Madness 2019
I should be donating to the local orphanage but you dumbasses will have to do. Enjoy my cash.
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Prayers for Johnny Lam Jones
RIP Lam
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Mass College Admission Cheating Scandal
I wish this happened back in my day as one of the rec staff that checked IDs at the courts. Would be glorious to see this in person. 8 guys pull up for an early morning doubles match. Sweatpants on, tennis bags on shoulders, just milling around trying to look inconspicuous in the lobby. Idle chit-chat like a bad ideas jeans skit until Centers strolls in and then all hell breaks loose. Flipping over logos on their jackets that say FBI, yanking shotguns out of the bags and slamming coach on the ground. Then probably Tommy Lee Jones walks in with an egg mc muffin and explains how they tracked him down. And then I would kick everyone out because courts are reserved for students and faculty only.
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New And Improved Cat Lady -- Now Comes With Extra Psychosis!
I'm going to need some more skooma before this is really going to work.
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sock, shoe, sock, shoe Vs sock, sock, shoe, shoe
How murderous am I? sock sandal sock sandal jort jersey #offseasoninsanity
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What the fuck is this?
If it's going to be on national tv then I expect it to be about finding a stranger in the Alps.
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Wish me luck
Wait you had an event and you didn't invite us? What the hell old man!!! That's not how it works around here. Get to feeling better and maybe...maybe...we will drop off a Luann special for you and a vintage copy of Big 'Uns from 88.
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Random thoughts that don't warrant a thread
Obviously radioactive. Half-life math.
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One of the main problems with the modern comedy
- What could go wrong? Frenchman riding a barrel across the ocean.
Duh. On the poop deck.- Post a pic that makes you lol
That chick can only take so many shots to the face in one day.- Let's Check In on Zepol87's Night...
I thought they were going to break their abuelitas crystal. Then we would get to see a real ass whoopping.- Ricky explains why it's tough for NFL teams to play in places like Colorado and California
Not said with enough enthusiasm. via Imgflip Meme Generator- Dallas Cowboys 2018 Regular Season Thread
Yep and he danced around it in the immediate post game interview where they talked about the OT TD pass. He mentioned the coverage was shaded inside since he likes to run a bunch of slants in the red zone. He tried to influence the defender with an outside step but even then it was too much to overcome. He knew it was lucky to get that bounce for the TD. Which is why this run is a bit bittersweet. I was hoping to get at least 1 season with Dak under a different OC utilizing some different philosophies but not sure if that will come through. Even if we did get Linehan canned I'm not sure Garrett would really look for an innovative OC candidate. Funny how the narrative has changed on Garrett. He used to be the Ivy league offensive bookworm brain who wasn't an emotional leader. Nowadays his offensive play designs are straight from neolithic cave diagrams but his one constant trait is that his team's never quits on him.- Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
Belongs in douche bag parking thread- Last of Us II
Oh my you are still way early in the game. So much goodness you have yet to experience. And 5 bullets is a damn armory at this point of the game. Usually I was just cruising around with just a brick and band-aid...mostly because I was a terrible shot. Not sure what kind of problems you were having but let us know and we can help you out. My generic advice: ---you don't have to kill everything -- if you do need to kill then stealth is great -- if you have trouble with clickers (they 1 hit kill you) then upgrade the ability to defend clicker attacks with a shiv. That made a world of difference in my game. -- if you get lost then look for the color yellow (police tape, signs, etc) which is used as a soft clue to point players in the right direction -- watch your teammates, they can help identify when the area is safe or when enemies are nearby. Plus hanging around them usually triggers conversations/talking points which helps with the overall story.- Grammar question
- What could go wrong? Frenchman riding a barrel across the ocean.
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