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Earl Haffler

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  1. Those colorectal surgeons (aka, proctologists) do have a sense of humor. When mine visited me the day after the surgery, he asked me if I wanted to see the cancer. I said I didn't think so. He said "yes you do" and pulled out his iphone and showed me a picture of the tumor. I got a big ole scar too even though he did it laparoscopically. Can't safely pull that shit through those little holes.
  2. Not to scare you or anything, but I had my first coloscopy at 50 and when I woke up from the procedure, the GI doc showed me a picture and said "I don't know what this is, but it's got to come out". Based on the picture, I knew it was cancer. Got it cut out two weeks later and was staged as stage 1. I was very lucky that I got the coloscopy when I did as the tumor has not penetrated the muscle wall yet. I get a colonoscopy every 3 years now. I ask the GI doc for a discount since I'm now missing my ascending colon. She says "no".
  3. Well, that's where they belong.
  4. Finally, some hard news on this site.
  5. I'd like to see a little bit of justice like this in the USA. I bet gun crimes would go down. https://metro.co.uk/2024/03/23/russian-troops-hack-off-moscow-terror-suspects-ear-feed-20518156/
  6. All I know is that if you plan on going up to Ann Arbor for the game, you fat-asses better get your Ozempic dose increased. Those seats are narrow!
  7. and another one. Dark as shit. A kinks cover
  8. and some old school soul. This song is biting.
  9. Did I see a female aggy cheerleader or was it just a tranny? I've been drinking.
  10. Yeah, I kinda thought of that after I posted. You're probably right.
  11. I'm going to guess stage 2 colon, given the "preventive chemo".
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