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Earl Haffler

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  1. Hey, if it weren't for Tennesseans, y'all would be speaking Spanish and illegally crossing the border into the US at the Red River.
  2. Having lived in Austin and Nashville, I can tell you they are very similar. And there are FAR more rednecks in Texas than in Tennessee.
  3. ...will you start following, hating, making fun of, SEC teams more than BIG12 teams? For instance, will you be more interested in the success or failure of Auburn, Arky, Miss St, and Vandy than Baylor, TCU, Tech and UH? Or will proximity bias still tie you to regional teams rather than conference teams? I live in Nashville so the Texas teams don't mean shit to me other than how they affect the success of TEXAS athletics and now they don't so I don't give a shit at all. Thoughts?
  4. Happy Tranny Jesus day!
  5. Those colorectal surgeons (aka, proctologists) do have a sense of humor. When mine visited me the day after the surgery, he asked me if I wanted to see the cancer. I said I didn't think so. He said "yes you do" and pulled out his iphone and showed me a picture of the tumor. I got a big ole scar too even though he did it laparoscopically. Can't safely pull that shit through those little holes.
  6. Not to scare you or anything, but I had my first coloscopy at 50 and when I woke up from the procedure, the GI doc showed me a picture and said "I don't know what this is, but it's got to come out". Based on the picture, I knew it was cancer. Got it cut out two weeks later and was staged as stage 1. I was very lucky that I got the coloscopy when I did as the tumor has not penetrated the muscle wall yet. I get a colonoscopy every 3 years now. I ask the GI doc for a discount since I'm now missing my ascending colon. She says "no".
  7. Well, that's where they belong.
  8. Finally, some hard news on this site.
  9. I'd like to see a little bit of justice like this in the USA. I bet gun crimes would go down. https://metro.co.uk/2024/03/23/russian-troops-hack-off-moscow-terror-suspects-ear-feed-20518156/
  10. All I know is that if you plan on going up to Ann Arbor for the game, you fat-asses better get your Ozempic dose increased. Those seats are narrow!
  11. and another one. Dark as shit. A kinks cover
  12. and some old school soul. This song is biting.
  13. Did I see a female aggy cheerleader or was it just a tranny? I've been drinking.
  14. Yeah, I kinda thought of that after I posted. You're probably right.
  15. I'm going to guess stage 2 colon, given the "preventive chemo".
  16. I'd make Alina Habba have a seizure.
  17. She sure is a light colored black woman. I hear he likes that.
  18. TN fans love Regular Season Rick in the Tournament
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