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Knoxtnhorn

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  1. So 16 penalties to 5 this year with SEC refs doing both games. Fuck the SEC. Yes, I get most of ours are deserved, but 5 penalties in 8 quarters against the opposition?
  2. Offense, I kind of get but, get the defensive starters off the fucking field
  3. I'm not sure I've ever seen a block in the back on a play where the guy is already getting tackled. Weird.
  4. I was cracked up the other day when I saw Bert lost out on the kicker competition at Miami.
  5. Jeff Banks blows goats. I have proof.
  6. Make sure you make a sandwich for your husband as well. /just kidding
  7. Collin Simmons has been a fucking liability this year. He needs to get his shit togeth
  8. Targeting Palmer? Stupid fuck.
  9. Quite a flip from last year, yes?
  10. Niblett and monkey coach. Fix this plz
  11. Eat shit blind ass announcers
  12. Holy f shit!!! Holding!!!
  13. @Constant
  14. One of the best special teams coordinators? I don't, no.
  15. I guess we'll be the only team that gets called for holding this year.
  16. Was the eyeball trying to warn the scientist of the escaping bug? Gonna be interesting if the eyeball race ends up being good or helpful.
  17. All I gotta say is that someone doesn't know the Texas Elementary Science Safety Standards. Never eat or drink where you're doing an experiment. And, yes. Amazing episode.
  18. I can't believe Cheez Its doesn't have the funds to film a new ad. Plz God no more of the football coach pep talk.
  19. Just realized how odd it was that we didn't hear much from Collins (except for the penalty), Hill, and Taaffe, yet the defense was awesome.
  20. Holy shit. Can u imagine the drama if Arch got benched for Lacey? Jerry Jones would be proud.
  21. Yep. Just rewatched the play. Just as egregious as the hold on us in the first half, if not worse.
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