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Jameslaw121

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  1. I'm dumb. Thanks. For some reason, I keep thinking Montgomery pitched Saturday night, not Friday
  2. So, outside of Eovaldi & Montgomery, everyone's available to pitch right?
  3. I actually really, really like her family. But they don't know how to just hang out and relax. They make an itinerary for everything. And micromanage stuff like kids birthday parties. You know "We going to cut the cake at 3:12"
  4. He also didn't swing at the first pitch in any of his at bats.
  5. Astros are in Garcia's head. He's swinging at stupid stuff
  6. Im a gonna go vomit a bit
  7. That .171 avg is fucking great I mean before the last pop up
  8. Its over. And if I were Montgomery, I would sign somewhere else.
  9. So far .5 a Billion to do what I can do
  10. God please no extra innings
  11. 1-0 with this offense feels insurmountable. This feels worse than the last two losses. I can't say why, but it does
  12. You're right. They've won a world series
  13. I am amazed this game is only 1-0. This feels much worse
  14. Fans need to boo semien when he comes up to bat. He is horribad
  15. Fucking bench that piece of shit
  16. So is Montgomery. Astros are going to wind up winning 2-1
  17. If thats the best pitch he sees and thats what he does with it???
  18. Or, and I have weird idea. Tell them to take the first fucking pitch
  19. 2 fucking pitches.... from 2 players with a combined salary of like 500 million..... Jesus fucking christ
  20. Only one hit for either team. Technically he was on base as he rounded them
  21. 100% for robo umps at this point
  22. Today, my wife figured out one of my in-law strategies. About once a month I take a half day on Friday. On those days I'll usually go have lunch with my wife, BIL & FIL. Driving back from lunch: Her "I love that you spend time with my family. They really like you. And I like that you do that you make an effort to invite them." Me "Oh yeah. I like your dad and BIL." Her "My mom was wondering if we had plans this weekend." ME "I mean we were with your family today. I kinda wanted to relax and watch football and baseball this weekend." Her "Oh okay. We can do stuff with the kids" about 20 minutes later Her "Wait a sec. Do you do these lunches so that you can get the brownie points for spending time with my family. Without having to spend time with my mom & sister?"
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