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Jameslaw121

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  1. yeah, because they would have gotten lost and wound up in Lativa on the way. But somehow it would be their husband's fault.
  2. My wife ordered that for me for Christmas - haven't had a chance to start it yet
  3. While we;re on the subject? Favorite books? I have to say Lords of the Realm K: History of Baseball in 10 Pitches
  4. I'm pretty sure threatening to blow up a nuclear reactor will scare our European Allies alot more than Putin
  5. She really is. When we were first dating (about 4 months or so), I told her I always take off opening day, go to a bar, and watch all the games. (She didn't know anything about baseball at the time). She suggested finding a bar near her apartment and she would drive since she doesn't really drink much. She told me to find a bar. She lived in Frisco. Knowing nothing about bars in Frisco, I found this place called Wild Pitch Sports Bar. Figured they would have the games on. Called to make sure they would have the Rangers game on speakers. We walked in about 11:30. I was looking up at the TV's tying to figure out where to sit. Sit down and ordered a drink. and only then did I notice that the women waitress were dressed basically in panties on bra. Me :"I don't know if I can find another place to go before the Rangers game starts." her : "It's fine. Look all you want. You're coming home with me. But I'm gonna get you a pen out of the car, you don't need to touch where those pens have been.."
  6. Don't remember alot of games at Turnpike. But I remember seeing for Ranger and Longhorn and Brownwood great Jerry Don Gleaton pitch once. My dad and granddad were his little league coaches in elementary school. Best and worst in the Temple was Beltre's 3,000th hit. He was sitting on 2998, Saturday night. Which was also my bachelor party. Tried to keep track but I was pretty fucking hammered. Next morning, my now wife called me around 11. Waking me up from my slumber on the bathroom floor where my groomsmen deposited me the night before. "Are you still asleep? Get dressed. He only got one hit last night. I already bought us tickets." It was awesome to see. but it was also 104 degrees outside in the sun and I felt like I was going to die
  7. Yeah, I stopped going around that time too. Probably 12 years ago. Then we went around Thanksgiving - more to just get out of the house and it sucked big time.
  8. I find totinos make a nice base to add shit to. I usually ass some japs and bacon.
  9. Try Deep Cuts at Coit and Belt Line. There used to be local ranchers at the Dallas Farmers Market too, but I haven't been down there in a while. We went to the Dallas Farmers Market a few months ago. It s awful. It's basically turned into a hipster gift shop. Really couldn't even find good veggies or fruits. The McKinney and Frisco ones were better
  10. I may have to do that half cow from Muenter. Thanks!
  11. What about a butcher that only sells locally (or I guess) texas raised meat?
  12. I was really trying because the tomatoes weren't that juice. I guess they're just out of season, but the last few times I've been to Market Street or Sprouts. They've been very bland. I think Sauerkraut is one of the many food that sucked as a kid because it had no flavor. But then I had some about 15 years ago at the Bavarian Grill in Plano and now I go through a jar about once a month. Still trying to find a brand I really like though
  13. So....anyway.. Anyone know where I could get locally raised meat and skip the 4 major meat processors? In the DFW area
  14. Last night's BLT. Threw some sauerkraut on it. Because fuck it Sent from my SM-A515U using Tapatalk
  15. We order all our non plants/meats from Target drive up. I go pick it up while she watches the kids. Then I go to Market Street for the other stuff. In between in a two drink minimum stop at Lion and Crown
  16. And this is why MLB has gone from the most popular sport in the US to one step above NHL for 3rd
  17. I thought about it, but i stayed outside with them and it was at night and only 65 or so degree's. And we could look inside and see that they were fine. I also called AAA and a couple of locksmiths, but it would have been about the same amount of time
  18. My fat ass cat was sitting on top of our rumba and changed the language to I think Korean...
  19. Not my wife - But my neighbor (the wife) knocked on her door. This was before winter storms so it was about 65 degrees outside. She locked her keys in her car. with her children inside. They were to young to know how to unlock the door. Husband was about 2 hours away with the spare key. I told her I would break the window. She said no. Husband finally gets home. First words "Why didn't you break the fucking window?"
  20. Yeah.....Whether an Astros or Rangers or even a Yankees fan. We can all agree - fuck that guy
  21. Damn - you got a good memory. That was my ex's dad. Who died about 7 years ago and is currently rotting in hell.
  22. Yeah - We usually use any gift cards for a coffee for me, tea for wife, and a hot chocolate for the kids.
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