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Jameslaw121

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  1. I almost completed the NY Times crossword puzzle on the shitter this morning....
  2. The cowboys complete failure made me switch to whiskey earlier than planned. So left over snacks from Sunday Sent from my SM-A515U using Tapatalk
  3. Except in my neighborhood we have front driveways/garages. and about every 4th house some fucker is parked on the sidewalk.
  4. My wife needed two forms of ID- one of which could be an expired DL. If an expired license can be a valid form of ID, then why does she need to get a new one?
  5. That sounds like a badass side gig
  6. What the fuck is with the orange???
  7. Didn't want to start a new thread but. My oldest has a one year old. In mid 20's - The three of them are going through the normal mid 20's with a kid problems. Not enough money. Not enough time. Been going back and forth about paying off her truck for her. Part of me is like - yeah that would really help them. Other part of me is like "let them grow up. They're doing a hell of alot better than I was at that age. don't interfere with it" I took the afternoon off with just me and the 2.5 yo girl. She smashed her finger and was crying and asked me to kiss it better. Afterwards she was all smiles and laughs. I wish it always stayed this easy....
  8. What about this: https://www.pamperedchef.com/shop/Kitchen+Tools/Storage/Salad+Cutting+Bowl/100086
  9. That chili tortilla had me thinking all week long. Needed jalapeños. Somehow I was out Sent from my SM-A515U using Tapatalk
  10. Us locals would skip over to Section Hand for food in Brownwood
  11. Am I seeing both mustard and Mayo???
  12. I have a Schlotsky's across the street. And a Jasons Deli about a mile away. Neither are as good as pictured. But they will will do for about one meal a week
  13. Damn. I would have bought one for me
  14. Damn - I would have guessed +550 or at least +475 minmum
  15. I didn't look - what was the payout on the moneyline?
  16. I think that's probably what she thought. But I had it next to one from one of our first vacations and one she new about that I got from Beltre's hitting 3,000 hits. She got me tickets to that game.
  17. Dude - you gave your wife fire and a wheel on y'all's first Christmas
  18. Absolutely love that coffee mug. Anytime one of my kids or wife asks me what I want, I ask for a coffee cup. I probably have about 50 now. Some given. Some I bought A few months ago we were moving stuff around and she asked if I wanted to keep all of them. Most of them are pretty gaudy. I said yes. Each one of them is a story for me. She picked one up at random. "I bought that the day (oldest kid) got her drivers license." She asked about a few more, and I told her Fast forward to about a month ago. I have a very generic white ceramic coffee cup on my desk at work. She stopped by for something one day. And asked what that one was for. "I bought it the morning after our first date." Made her cry a little bit.
  19. No pics.
  20. So... This isn't on my wife per se but my entire in-law family. Wife's sister is visiting and staying with us (in Allen). But she's supposed to meet some high school friends tonight, and they are going to pick her up from their parents (in Dallas). Fine. We're going to go have lunch with @Knoxtnhorn in Rowlett. Then drop her off at her parents. We don't have keys to her parents. So sil called . Say I'm dropping SIL off between 12:30 and 1 Head that way after lunch. Should be there about 12:50. ME : One of yall needs to call you dad and remind him to be home between 12:30 and 1 Them : oh it'll be fine. Me : Texts FIL - will be there about 12:45. FIL : good - we should be home around then. They weren't there... Me. to wife : I fucking hate your family sometimes....
  21. Giants - Eagles game may be the worst NFL game I've ever watched
  22. Apparently I made this the other night when I was trashed after our company's Christmas party. Egg, bacon, Frank's hot sauce, in a hashbrown sandwich Sent from my SM-A515U using Tapatalk
  23. Wanted to own my own company and do something with music. I own a music company. Having missed most of the kids stuff with my oldest child because of the work, I now want to semi retire so that I can pick up my daughter after school.
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