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Marfa Low Crown

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  1. There's a communication error here. It's not about a hippo snapping a person in half It's that Vic would bend a hippo over. K thx
  2. Tanned ✔️ Rich ✔️ Choice seats ✔️ Being highly educated but still just two idiots in the Love bubble ✔️ Gone ✔️
  3. Absolutely wanted to make a post about those things on the 2024 thread but I didn't hit the criteria. It was about 18 hours of touch and go hell on the butthole that put me through every degrading rectal reverberation there is except for sharting. About a half an hour after eating them I let loose a fart in HEB that had the approximate kill radius of a 40mm HE. Perfect really because that's what came out of my ass for the rest of the day and into the night.
  4. Verified as I post this. They should do a second promotion later as a final push asking people to bend over backwards to help them if they can
  5. Kept it simple on a white water rafting trip down the Rio grande when I was a kid. Every time I had to take a piss I had them paddle to the Mexican side.
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