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Marfa Low Crown

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  1. I worked at pretty nice restaurant in college that did this. Unlike the lady above, every customer I dealt with understood the bill had been rounded in their favor. Still, every once in a while you would get someone who wanted to complain about it. "The Principle" of it, as they would always say, and -every- time without fail it was some neurotic bitch over the age of 50.
  2. There's a communication error here. It's not about a hippo snapping a person in half It's that Vic would bend a hippo over. K thx
  3. Tanned ✔️ Rich ✔️ Choice seats ✔️ Being highly educated but still just two idiots in the Love bubble ✔️ Gone ✔️
  4. Absolutely wanted to make a post about those things on the 2024 thread but I didn't hit the criteria. It was about 18 hours of touch and go hell on the butthole that put me through every degrading rectal reverberation there is except for sharting. About a half an hour after eating them I let loose a fart in HEB that had the approximate kill radius of a 40mm HE. Perfect really because that's what came out of my ass for the rest of the day and into the night.
  5. Verified as I post this. They should do a second promotion later as a final push asking people to bend over backwards to help them if they can
  6. Kept it simple on a white water rafting trip down the Rio grande when I was a kid. Every time I had to take a piss I had them paddle to the Mexican side.
  7. Alright, I truthfully wanted to believe this so I tried my own 'vs' but my first attempt fell flat.
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