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Marfa Low Crown

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  1. Getting to this party a little late but I'll throw in two cents. Lived in 100+ year old farm house for five years and with all its cracks and crevices it had a terrible scorpion problem. Once spring rolled around and especially after a rain, they'd start coming in. Demon is mixed with water and following the 2-packet / double strength directions gives you the scorpion killer. Much like what's already been mentioned you need to douse every crack and crevice where you even think they might be getting in. If you have a pier and beam house I'd really recommend all around the base boards / outside skirting etc. Demon dries into a white powder after it has been sprayed and it kills any scorpion that walks through it for 2-3 months. Letting that amount of time pass without spraying I might have found 20+ live scorpions in that house. With the demon I'd maybe find 3-4 by the time I needed to spray again and they were already dead as shit.
  2. How do we know this woman is not just in love with getting DP’d?
  3. SIAP - A little follow up on the Azul family of games. Regular Azul as well as the Summer Pavilion and Sintra variants can be played on Steam. They do require the purchase of the Tabletop Simulator ($20) but this allows you to play a great many other games found in the "workshop". I have never liked Steam.. I think it's a clunky, disorganized, fucking mess written by lazy programmers. As a user with little / no experience using the platform I did not find Azul easy to get up and going but it can be done. If there's interest I can post a brief install tutorial. Naturally if anyone wants to play let me know. 🤘
  4. Also a nice night in this part of SE Texas. Got some Old Bay cream of crab soup ready to go and I'm going to pair it with green rice ; a cilantro, scallion, secret puree that turns white rice up to 11. Couple of hand mixed Tito's and topo's to get the buzz level moving and now switching to beer to moderate it. Tomorrow is Friday and I ain't got no job and I aint' got shit to do.
  5. Surly 1% is surly
  6. Interpreter: would
  7. She needs to embrace her inner corch
  8. Marfa Low Crown

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    FFS... late getting home and finally on the scoreboard. It's nice, too... on the front porch and the guy next door is weedwhacking. Waited to light up until he got close and turned his back to me... blew a couple of nice hits right at him. I have plausible deniability and he has to be wondering wtf he just chopped up in the yard? Happy 420
  9. Making progress and getting closer...
  10. This might cover both...
  11. Starting earlier every day. Tito's & topo on the front porch. Got a good look at my sorry ass in the bathroom mirror this morning. I'm now estimating 10 alcohol related pounds added since stay in place began. 🤘
  12. On a somewhat related note, I learned of a flaw on Lovehoney.com's website while I was buying a fleshlight that was lovingly modeled after some porn actresse's blown out junk. You can enter any email into their 'forgot password' field and it will send an email to that address whether it's in the database or not. Registered users get a reset link and users not in the database get a branded email from Lovehoney informing them their email isn't on record. I can see some entertainment potential here...
  13. Yeah. It also kind of sounds like they're going to push merch on hand or some such pretty hard before they give the cash back. Hopefully they make it easier than cancelling a dating site subscription or finding PayPal's phone number.
  14. Marfa Low Crown

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    Alright, long time listener first time poster. Favorite sativa : Sweet Island Skunk Favorite indica : Royal Purple Kush Riding out the quarantine with 2 zips of Gas, 1 of Hindu Kush, & about a half of some sativa hybrid that I have no idea what it is. For smoking I definitely prefer the sativas but I usually make tincture and with that the strain doesn't seem to matter quite as much. Like everyone else I've had bunk edibles, some that were even supposed to be good, but tincture has been a game-changer. I mix 2 oz. everclear with 1/4 oz of decarbed flowers and I've found 3-4 full droppers of this foul tasting concoction, depending on strain potency, is an all-access pass to the spirit world. Yeah, you do run the risk of over dosing it and ending up under the covers for a few hours hiding from the world and an angry God ... but I can't smoke herb fast enough to get nearly that high otherwise. Although I've heard great things I don't have access to concentrates, pens, etc without having it mailed and that's a risk I've stayed away from. So for me, tincture it is... unless I'm on the front porch with the dugout and a cocktail laughing at cars, joggers, and the police station 3 houses down.. as I'm currently doing. 🤘
  15. Worse? This had me feeling like I was back on the old Hornfans 😆
  16. On the chance that this runs in the family even just a little bit.... Does this gal have a sister?
  17. They're all different but that round bale likely weighs in excess of 600lbs. If all he got out of that was a broken arm or hand he's lucky.
  18. Sadly, Amelie lived her life like a candle in the wind. Before I could respond, that and a few other BS accounts that had contacted me were deleted from my inbox. I've come to realize you've got to move fast. It's not a total loss, I was able to modify and re-use a good part of my response when sweet Olivia came along this morning.... Let the beautiful dance of love begin....
  19. I'm not sure if I could even stop myself. There's also this......
  20. Needed to run some big city errands and got back from two days with the ex-girlfriend. On the one hand it was nice to see her and on the other I was re-reminded of some of the reasons why I broke up in the first place. Regardless, I got neither action nor even near a designated orifice on the visit. I didn't expect to get laid to begin with but the mandatory Bruce Willis 12 Monkeys scrub-down she made me do when I got there, or anytime I left and came back, certainly guaranteed it. She's working from home so I whacked off to porn in the guest room while having periodic conversations with her from her office a door down. Ahhh, felt like I had just stepped back into the last 10-12 months of our relationship. Good times. Regardless, none of this matters because I finally got something cooking online. It took a while and a lot of BS but even in a pandemic, patience pays. Got a nice email from this gal today. Gents, meet Amelie. For me she passes the eyeball test, love those hips, and Murphy has always been one of my favorite Croatian last names. Yeah, the distance is a little far but I'm a college educated guy who prefers to wear a blue collar and this matchup is feeling like kismet. Love begins with love and an ocean or even a pandemic can't stop that. Still working on my response... need to get it right.. don't want to appear desperate or eager... but I did want to keep you guys in the loop.
  21. Are the sooners going to pay for it?
  22. I went to massage therapy school about 20 years ago and I'm tempted to add it to the list. My tuition paid for itself in the bedroom over the years so it's not a total waste but without a good bit of advanced training there's a pretty hard earning ceiling you run into if your thumbs, hands, forearms, what-not don't give out on you first. Much like chef school there's the idealization of the profession vs. the hard reality and a lot of folks aren't ready for that. I would say 90% of my class had gone on to other things and weren't doing massage as a profession even a year after we graduated. This made for a great foot in the mouth moment when, at a restaurant I was managing, I ran into one of the owners of the massage school I'd attended some 18 or so months earlier. She asked how the restaurant business was and without a moment of self awareness I bleated, "Great! We have some problems with turnover in the kitchen though. I feel badly for all these people that get into debt going to chef school only to find out they're going to be pulling mats and cleaning fryers for $10 per hour. The weed out rate is unbelievable and like massage therapy school, the people who are actually making money on this are the ones who own the school.". She never came back.
  23. Somebody needs to grab that stick and shove it up that cop’s fucking ass.
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