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Woland

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  1. What did I do wrong? Heated the grill with foil over the grate. Cleaned the grate thoroughly and oiled it with canola oil. Skin side of fillet was dry. I used tongs instead of a spatula to not tear the skin. Still, all the skin was left on the grate. Fish tasted fine, but presentation was shit.
  2. I received this today from our favorite fight-for-freedom salon owner.
  3. In the end, preachers turned on the activities of the Salem witch trials.
  4. Do your own research!
  5. Have we reached Donner Party level of desperation yet?
  6. COOL is a weak point. Exploit it.
  7. Actions create reactions. Seems like a bad point in American history to stir the pot.
  8. Will no one think of Space Force?
  9. Pollsters are asking the wrong questions. They should be asking about worldwide immigration and the loss of white-Christian rule in the United States. Do you believe in QAnon would also be a good guestion to determine Trump voters.
  10. “Biden is achieving a few victories for evil, but God will win the war.” How does a lifelong Christian make such a statement?
  11. Trying to fill my day with semi-meaningless chores to to unsuccessfully keep myself off of Surly.
  12. That doesn’t look like fat. That looks like bloating from some underlying condition.
  13. Tapas Night
  14. White flight is now out to Fannin County. True story...one acquaintance lives in Fannin County with her elderly mother. Her mother received three ballots in the mail and the acquaintance posted her disgust on Facebook. Many jumped in with the liberal plot to commit election fraud. It was fun pointing out that the entire county government in Fannin County is Republican.
  15. Melissa is booming and its new residents are very diverse.
  16. Trump talking about people with low IQs. He is a fucking moron.
  17. No. I used to cram 40 elementary band kids into a maintenance closet on Election Day because that was the only place to practice.
  18. Cast my vote at Melissa City Hall at 2 pm. Two voters in line ahead of me.
  19. From tonight... Fannin County officials are sending out multiple ballots by mail to help the Democrats steal the election.
  20. Just skip straight to step 4 when the conversation starts. That usually ends things.
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