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Stella Link

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  1. Mangino took his pants to the dry cleaners and the lady said "Sorry, we don't do curtains". A family member took a photo of Mangino last Christmas and the print is still printing. Q: How do you get Mangino to lose weight? A: You pay the ice cream man to keep driving. When Mangino stepped on the scale, it read: "To Be Continued" Q: How do you squeeze Mangino into a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Piece of cake. Mangino is so fat, when he fell down the stairs and tried to get up, he rocked himself to sleep. Brain cells come and go, but fat cells live forever. Q: Why does Mangino wear a helmet every time he eats? A: He's on a crash diet. When Mangino stepped on the scale, it said "Bitch, I didn't ask for your phone number"... Mangino is so fat, when he sat on an iPhone, it turned into an iPad... Mangino got baptized at Sea World
  2. May be a good coach, but he's a walking cardiac arrest....
  3. Someone needs to sneak some hookers and purple drank into the Warriors' hotel rooms.
  4. Wow. How was his personal information overlooked?
  5. KD was a great Longhorn. He's a great NBA player. I'm a KD fan, a Longhorn fan and a Rockets fan. It's the Rockets problem figuring out how to stop KD and the Warriors. Obviously, the Rockets aren't there yet.
  6. My brother in law is looking for a health insurance broker in Houston. This would be for individual health insurance, not a group plan. Wouldn't be opposed to joining a group plan as an individual (if available), but he is an independent business contractor. He has a medical issue that isn't covered by the ACA and is looking for options. Have any recommendations?
  7. George Harrison during the Dark Horse tour...Ravi Shankar was the first act and Billy Preston was part of the band. November 1974, Jr. High....7th row center.
  8. Well, since the Rockets sucked tonight, has football season started yet??
  9. I don't know if I should throw a brick through the window or go cry myself to sleep.
  10. Can't disagree. They have to focus on winning the best of three. Win the next one at home and one away. Then come home and win another.
  11. Let's try and win the next one and go from there.....
  12. Can't lose this at home...
  13. Well Furk....
  14. I believe all games are on TNT.
  15. I'M PUMPED AND READY TO GET THIS GOING!!!!!!!!
  16. Phil Collins is a great, great talent, but I personally got burned out on him because they played his songs in such a heavy rotation throughout the 80s. But whenever I hear the above song "In The Air Tonight", I can't help but think of scenes from Miami Vice!! A great combo!!
  17. UGH...sorry you are going through that. There are many tear-downs in and around my neighborhood.
  18. Been through Allison (TS), Rita, Ike and Harvey. Rita was a near-miss. All of them suck.
  19. RIP Margot....had a rough life after Superman. Wasn't on my 2018 death prediction...still have 7 1/2 months to go....
  20. What happened to all of the rain we were supposed to get Monday after Mother's Day they were predicting last week? Looks like that dried up....
  21. Definitely....
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