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SpiralOut

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  1. Georgia in struggle bear mode with :checks notes:, Austin Peay? Kansas currently repeatedly kicking Missouri in the dick.
  2. Man, so glad football is back. People flipping out over every single play. Grand pronouncements about the future of the team spoken with absolute certainty when we're not even out of game number two. Wailing. Gnashing of teeth. This is college football, baby!
  3. I didn't know there was an East Texas A&M until I saw they were supposed to play FSU today. Is there a North, South, and West too?
  4. Hey, Arch threw WIngo the ball and he caught it! Things are lookin' up muddafukkas!
  5. Bro just lit him up with a legitimate punch, lol.
  6. Keep the wimmens in the kitchen, Butlicker makes it!
  7. Mahomes still can't throw a deep ball for shit.
  8. Goddamn but do the refs love throwing laundry week one of the season.
  9. That DT they picked up for Micah has totally stopped the run by now, right? Right?
  10. Yeah, none of this is that complicated, but it's time to pile on and get the hot take in now to drive views. You had a kid who has never started a big game, going into one of the toughest environments in college football, against one of the best defenses in the country, and had to do it Week 1 with no tune ups. He was nervous and keyed up and so his mechanics went to shit. The hilarious part of all of this is people acting like he played miserably the entire time. Like he threw 4 INTs, fumbled all over the place, got sacked a dozen times, and had no idea what he was doing. In reality, he took care of the ball fairly well, showed his mobility, and was just off on his throws a bit. I've seen much worse performances against much worse teams from plenty of past Longhorn QBs. Including the one we just shipped off to basically be Mr. Irrelevant in the Draft. Arch didn't anoint himself as a generational talent. No one from the team from Sark on down did either, as far as I'm aware. That was all just BS content creation by the sports media. This kid was supposed to come out game one of the season against the defending nat'l champs in their house and look like Prime VY or Cam Newton? Was that the deal? Did either of his uncles look that way back when they were in college? It's been awhile, but I seem to remember both of them being kinda shit for awhile until they got some experience under their belts. We're going to mudhole San Jose St., UTEP, Sam Houston, Florida, the Land Thieves, Kentucky, Miss. St., and Vandy and everyone will be back on the Arch Manning bandwagon. Then the Georgia game will be the true litmus test for where Arch is as a QB. Hopefully by that time Sark has pulled his head out of his ass and figured out how to call plays in the redzone.
  11. It's weird, because it's like Sark doesn't even understand his own personnel or the defenses he's going up against. If you have Tim Tebow or even if this was back in the Henry Melton/Swoopes era, ok maybe. And even Urban was smart enough to start incorporating the jump ball pass when it was obvious ol' Timmy was going to be diving right off center. But Arch ain't that guy. He's more quick than he is powerful. And OSU is kinda strong up the middle. They were last year when they stonewalled us on the same shitty plays. Dude just goes completely brain dead once the team gets near the goal line. It was a problem for him in the NFL, too, and one of the main reasons he got axed from the Falcons. You'd think this genius level offensive mind would have figured it out by now.
  12. Everyone has been flipping out about Arch having a sub-par game, yet I'm really not worried about him in the least. It's Sark's miserable decision making that's been our Achilles heel and it doesn't seem like it's going to get better anytime soon. Take the points or just decide to make some smarter decisions besides run it up the gut repeatedly on the goal line and we win that game easily.
  13. If we end up winning this game after how awful it has been all day on offense? The media shit storm will be insane.
  14. Well, at least we didn't get shut out!
  15. Same ol' Sark. Someone let him know he doesn't have Tim fucking Tebow at QB.
  16. Authoritative runs and short passes. I'm fine with it. Just keep moving the ball.
  17. Honestly, I hope Arch improves in the second half just for his own sanity. It's going to be a hellscape for him on Monday in the sports media world if he continues to play this poorly.
  18. Starting to think this whole narrative about Sark being an offensive playcalling genius and a QB whisperer might just be a load of baloney.
  19. He doesn't look confident in anything right now.
  20. He has good plays? At this point I'd be willing to ask GDGD for his coloring book back.
  21. Good to know our offense is still undisciplined as shit.
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