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SpiralOut

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  1. I actually think Arch would look like a decent, competent QB if he was playing under a legit coach with a stacked team around him. Like if he had all day to throw, had a good running game, and didn't have to think on his feet much he'd look great. Unfortunately for him he plays on this shit offense under a fucking moron in Sark. So with a bad O-line and no running game he's got to think fast, adapt, and make shit happen and he's just completely incapable of that 99% of the time. Once in a blue moon you'll get that side step away from pressure and the nice long ball for a TD to Wingo. Most of the time though he's just going to do some dumb shit and make a horrid throw, eat a sack, etc. He's a 2 or 3 star QB who, because of his last name, is QBing for a major D1 program in the SEC which happens to be completely dysfunctional and can't carry him along.
  2. This game really does speak to how terrible Sark and his crew are at coaching. Your team is completely unprepared to play coming off a fucking BYE. No tackling. Both lines look like utter dogshit. Soft as fuck play across the board. And since the coaching is so piss poor and there are zero leaders on the team anywhere, you know none of this is getting fixed. Which means this team is set to completely spiral out of control for the rest of the season. They might pick up a win here or there, but there's no chance they whip their ass into shape and start playing to their talent level. When you've got bend over and take it bitches from the coaching staff on down it's gonna be a loooooooooooooong fucking season. Every team we play is going to be roaring to fuck us up knowing we'll fold like a cheap fucking tent when things get tough.
  3. Obviously the O-line is trash, but a QB with half a brain is easily able to just take off and gash that Florida defense repeatedly once the pocket falls apart. The Gators are garbage, but Arch managed to hang around in the pocket when it's clearly falling apart, hardly ever take off, and instead eat sacks. Or just make terrible throws on the run. Vince would have had 300 yards rushing this game with this piss poor O-line in front of him.
  4. Arch is actually the dumbest Manning.
  5. HAHAHA. This team is so shit at everything. Nothing to do but laugh about it now.
  6. This has to be the worst O-line we've ever fielded in the history of the program, right? I can't think of one worse.
  7. Well for as badly as we played I guess we're lucky it's only 19-7. Should be about 30-0 with that abortion of a first half.
  8. Fucking Christ he can't even hand off correctly.
  9. Can Sark bench himself, too? This team is soft as shit. Like Late Stage Mack soft.
  10. Fire the ESPN cameraman while we're at it.
  11. Good lord Livingstone got obliterated. He's a fucking man for holding onto that ball.
  12. I never really understood our ridiculously high preseason ranking. We sent how many guys to the NFL off last year's team? Plus the year before that? Brand new O-line who have next to no starts. New receivers who haven't proven shit. And Arch hadn't proved a fucking thing. Yet we're supposed to be #1?
  13. He might actually have a hurt shoulder this time.
  14. Well that was a nice throw to start.
  15. Can't feel sorry for ol' Mr. Dick Kicker.
  16. Is it next score wins if the Rams kick a FG or do you just get to play until time runs out? Because that might encourage you to go for it and not kick if the 9ers can just get the ball, kick a long ass FG, and win.
  17. Big Al comin' up big!
  18. Fixed it for ya. For a WR who relies on speed and quickness to be effective who is also on the wrong side of 30? Dude's career is over.
  19. Bijan now has 3 100+ receiving yards in his career. Since he entered the league in 2023 all the other RBs in the NFL combined only have 4. The only active RBs with more 100+ receiving yard games are CMC and Kamara. They both have 5 apiece. Both of those guys entered the league in 2017. The record for most 100+ receiving yard games by a RB is 8, by both Marshall Faulk and Timmy Brown. Faulk played for 12 seasons and Brown played for 10.
  20. Surely Drumpf and Co. are gonna have a rally memorial for them, too, right? Fireworks. Nazis yelling about their divine right to rule. All that good stuff. Right?
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