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SpiralOut

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  1. Are the wedding rings going to be made out of the foreskins of small Philippine children?
  2. You'd think police officers would learn trigger discipline. Except I think these mouth-breathers are taught to have their gun out at all times and ready to drop the hammer on their entire magazine at the slightest hint of danger. Honestly, this lady cop is lucky she didn't get more rounds to her back.
  3. This shit is what blows my mind. Scheduling cream puffs is something everyone does. The SEC takes it to another level, but ok. But how in the fuck do they get away with scheduling the Sisters of the Poor in fucking November? I don't even give a fuck about the SOS changes. Just having basically a bye week that deep in the season is like cheating. Bama and Co. play cream puffs early. Then they play their overhyped sister-fucking cousins in conference. Then, while a team like Texas is slogging through tough conference games every fucking week and desperately trying to avoid injuries, the SEC fucks are sitting at home, taking it easy, and then playing the first half against some nobodies before they let all the third stringers get some game time. It's fucking criminal.
  4. Yeah, don't bother. It's a lot of Fisher making excuses and trying to take credit for shit he had dick all to do with. Thankfully, this asshole is never going to sniff the NFL ever again. The NFL is full of awful coaches, NFL GMs and owners are dumb as shit and will hire basically anyone, yet ol' 7-9 still can't get a phone call. Good fucking riddance.
  5. Good luck in the NFL, big fella. Spend every day from now until the Combine running sprints and trying to improve that 40 time. Because we all know you're going to kill it in the League, but NFL scouts might be some of the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet.
  6. I like these plays a lot more than the one Mack had our guys run a bunch called "Orange Slices."
  7. Lady forgot we were the Longhorns. LUL
  8. Georgia fans already crying about how dirty of a team we are. Take the loss, pussy!
  9. Someone tell these refs to "Take the loss, pussy" and let's get this over with.
  10. Some of these targeting calls are fucking regarded. Hit a dude with your shoulder in the chest and it's targeting?
  11. Fuck the Dawgs. Fuck the SEC. Fuck errybody. They hate us cause they ain't us. Hook 'em, baby!
  12. Since we beat the mighty $EC, we ought to be ranked second behind Bama, right?
  13. Didn't think our defense would be the ones winning us this game. Glad it's happening.
  14. HA! Thanks for letting us run off all that extra clock you simple fucks! We can't be stopped!
  15. Fuck it. Run more clock, still get the score.
  16. In what fucking universe is that not a TD?
  17. Finally Mensa isn't being conservative with a lead. Thank fuck.
  18. Get back to me after the game if we win.
  19. We need to get CJ and LJH online. Not much from either of them so far.
  20. Playing the same shitty defense on 3rd downs that we've played all year?
  21. Georgia ain't gonna beat us tonight. The only ones who can do that our ourselves. Which, let's be honest, has happened plenty this year. If Mensa will just step on the gas and not turtle the fuck up, we should bury these shitheads.
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