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SpiralOut

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  1. You gonna snatch the life right out of him? Definitely deserves it.
  2. Allen realizes he fucked the defense up by hinting at sliding and not. Then he busts a big run and doesn't slide. Then he changes up and slides and gets the flag. Dude ain't dumb. It's still correct to blow him up every time he runs. If we're being honest, sliding should be taken out of the game. No sense letting these QBs play games with that shit. That was the weakest hit I've ever seen a QB take on a slide, defender wasn't anywhere near his head, Allen immediately starts crying for a flag and gets it. Must be on the phone with Mahomes getting tips.
  3. Steelers defenders should be punted into the Sun for even considering that Allen is going to slide. In the playoffs. Dude is never sliding. Light him up like a fucking Christmas tree. You get a penalty? Cost of doing business. Better than letting that shit happen.
  4. They pay these Steelers defenders millions of dollars a year. Millions.
  5. Dude is going to need ALL the PT after tonight's game.
  6. Dak saw what Flacco did yesterday and said "Hold my beer."
  7. Well, I guess Belichik isn't going to the Falcons now, which I'm happy about.
  8. Green Bay fans laughing their ass off because they watched this shit from McCarthy for years. Only Jerry would be dumb enough to bring that fat fuck back as a HC.
  9. Seriously. Kid is completely not phased by this game. Meanwhile, Dak is bug eyed on the sidelines looking like he's shitting himself.
  10. I think I've seen this movie before.
  11. Jawaan Taylor kinda seems like a fucking idiot.
  12. So is the Watson trade now worse than the Walker trade the Vikings made with the Cowboys? Not yet, right? Since the Cowboys won multiple SBs off that trade. But goddamn did the Browns Browns it up with that trade. Spend a quarter billion dollars on a rapist that doesn't even play. Get their ass kicked by the team they traded all the picks to in the playoffs.
  13. All the draft spots Penix gained dropping dimes against us he's losing in this game. Wild how off he looks as compared to last week.
  14. Counter-counterpoint: you can have all the time in the world, it doesn't matter when the opposing QB is dropping darts into tiny windows all over the field
  15. Probably didn't hurt Penix having a month to gameplan against us. This is a night and day difference from last week. He couldn't fucking miss against us.
  16. Props to Blank. Didn't even give that chinless wonder until business hours on Monday. Falcons actually have a chance now. Imagine having three Top 8 picks the past three years, spending them all on skill position players, and then averaging 17 points a game. And then imagine pushing all your chips in on a 3rd round pick, hardly playing him in the preseason, and then never even getting him a QB coach. Fucking galaxy brain shit.
  17. Blank needs to be packing up Smith's shit right this moment and shipping via UPS back to wherever the fuck that idiot came from. Eric Bieniemy and whichever QB falls to the Falcons at 8/9 in the Draft, Daniels or Penix. Try and find an edge rusher somewhere. They can make some noise next year. Just keep this chinless fucking loser away from Bijan. Our boy deserves much better.
  18. SpiralOut

    NFL- Week 18

    Falcons under Smith had 3 years to go get a QB. Top 8 draft picks every year. They went TE, WR, RB. Didn't try to get anyone in FA other than putting out feelers for the Massage Rapist. Which in turn pissed off Matt Ryan and made him leave a year early. Just a clown show from top to bottom.
  19. SpiralOut

    NFL- Week 18

    He has to be fired after this. Easiest SOS in the league and the Falcons end the season going like 1-4. Mostly against awful teams. This dude really looked at Desmond Ridder and said, "Yep. That's the guy I wanna stake my career on."
  20. SpiralOut

    NFL- Week 18

    On the 1 yard line. So instead of just running with Bijan and getting an easy TD, Art Smith runs some stupid gadget plays that go nowhere. Then his horrid QB misses a wide open Bijan on 4th down and it almost get picked. Just Falcons things.
  21. SpiralOut

    NFL- Week 18

    Ridder immediately returns to form and throws the worst pick imaginable.
  22. Considering how awful most of Ridder's passes are and that Bijan usually has to make a 1-handed leaping grab to get them, that pass was perfection.
  23. SpiralOut

    NFL- Week 18

    Bijan with a 70 yard TD catch. Beeeee-u-tiful.
  24. Anthony Mackie. Dude is the true answer to "makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X." He's like Hollywood decided they needed a blandly handsome, inoffensive, and completely uninteresting black dude that wouldn't scare white audiences away from their silly comic movies. He's what you'd get if you asked an AI to design a market tested actor. He's as compelling as soggy cereal. Of course that can be said for a lot of the "hey, these people look good in spandex costumes, you aren't watching this movie for the dialogue" actors Marvel trots out there. Except Mackie keeps getting roles in other shit he absolutely doesn't deserve. Evangeline Lilly sucks but she doesn't get work outside of Ant-Man shit (except for her awful role that she was also awful in with the Hobbit movies, bleh). I don't know that the second season of Altered Carbon was ever going to live up to the first season, but as soon as they cast Mackie as the lead they completely torpedoed that show.
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