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SpiralOut

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  1. Been on the field the entire goddamn night and still found the energy to get 4 stops at the goal line. Fuck Sark. Fuck Arch. Fuck our O-line. Fuck our pussy ass, dumb fuck WRs. But our D is legit.
  2. Keep staring at that play sheet, Sark.
  3. Not a single fucking leader on this team. Not a single fucking one of them with any passion or fire to actually go win a football game.
  4. It's nice we're making this white bread kid from Kentucky look like prime Mike Vick.
  5. Thankfully Kentucky is straight ass.
  6. Reminds me of this:
  7. What a genius level play call on 3rd and 3. Good job earning your millions, Sark. Stellar.
  8. Red Raider fans were talking a lot of shit when we lost to Florida. Seemed to think they were hot shit for beating the murderers row of Utah, Houston, and fucking Kansas. Hope they're enjoying sliding right back into complete irrelevance.
  9. Gawddamn, somebody give that bitch a Xanax.
  10. Frank Wilhoit: “Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition …There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.”
  11. DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH Bears win!
  12. Wow. Daniels with a horrid handoff. Bears are still in this thing.
  13. Bijan at 823 yards is currently on pace for 2,795 yards from scrimmage, which would absolutely shatter the record of 2,506. He needs 130 yards per game going forward to break the record by the end of the season. At his current pace of 164 yards per game, he would break it in 11 more games.
  14. Maybe my math was a yard off. Bijan at 823 yards is currently on pace for 2,795 yards from scrimmage, which would absolutely shatter the record of 2,506. He needs 130 yards per game going forward to break the record by the end of the season. At his current pace of 164 yards per game, he would break it in 11 more games.
  15. The only games the Falcons shouldn't be favored in going forward are against the Colts, Bucs, and Seahawks. Lots of winnable games on their schedule. By the way, Bijan now has 822 yards from scrimmage after five games. Dude is setting a fucking pace this year, man.
  16. Holy shit the Falcons actually pulled it off.
  17. Don't choke kicker.
  18. It was his right elbow he was holding and he's a lefty so......
  19. Bijan well over 200 yards total now.
  20. It's so fucking weird watching Atlanta actually play defense. I've seen them cooked by the Passtronaut when he'd only been with the Vikings for two days. I've seen them give up 4 TDs to Will fucking Levis. They're actually stopping Josh Allen.
  21. No, you see the Bills defense will expect that! So instead they're going to motion Bijan a bunch and have him out wide and throw it 3 times in a row and then punt.
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