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Suzanne Simpson, the disappearing San Antonio realtor (UT alum)
A buddy of mine was in the CIA. He had multiple assignments that he could not tell me about. He did, however, say that he was in the polygraph division for about 3 years. He said that most people in that department burn out after about 18 months.
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ESPN GAME DAY
I thought that the gall bladder was a top thing to check with women when they have health issues?
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ESPN GAME DAY
I like college football. I love The University of Texas. Show me a better school. You can’t.
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ESPN GAME DAY
Well, that story about Banks brought the strong feels this morning. Y’all are going to have to excuse me for a minute.
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Happy Friday, my fellow assholes, guess which ball-lickers are coming to town . . .
From my office in NE Texas suffering through a heavily laden meeting Friday morning. FIGHT!!!
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Had a roommate in college that insisted that walking was a right and driving is a privilege and that pedestrians had the right of way. This was all well and good until one day we were crossing 21st between Moore-Hill and Roberts and he blindly walked into the street to only be hit by a motorcycle.
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Hi assholes, it’s another Friday when OU sucks . . .
From my office in NE Texas really struggling with the concept of working today. TEXAS!!!!
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
Quattro. This reminds me of a story from the mid-80s. A buddy of mine hired some day laborers to dig a trench in his back yard. Being that it was summer I was home from college. I rode with him in the morning to the location where all of the laborers would gather for any potential work that day. We pull up and ask for help to dig a ditch. This one dude steps up and says, “Quattro”. My buddy says “Yes, Quattro grab two of your friends and let’s go”. At the end of the day my buddy hands out the cash for payment. Quattro looks at the money and says, “Quattro”. My buddy says “Yes Quattro, that is it”. Again Quattro says “Quattro”. My buddy, sensing a problem, says “Quattro, you have been paid. What is the deal?”. Again Quattro says “Quattro”. I finally realize what is going on and I tell my buddy, “You dumbass. His name is not Quattro. He wants $4 per hour and you only paid them $3 per hour.” My buddy, “So his name is not Quattro?” I reply “No. Pay these guys another dollar per hour.”
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2 days in Arizona
Recommend the Grand Canyon and just hit the overlooks for the visual splendor. Other options is to go to Sedona and then up to Flagstaff and on to Sunset Crater National Monument and do some easy hikes in some volcanic lava flows and around the rim of the crater. There are also multiple Native American ruins to visit in the area too. Will be cold and a snowy in the area. Or, Head south to Tucson and visit the Pima Air Museum, Desert Museum, Old Tucson and/or even drive over to Tombstone and the OK Corral. The weather would be warmer there.
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Sedona, AZ
Staying at Arabella
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Sedona, AZ
Going to be there at the end of this month and in to early November. Hopefully it will be cool by then. Would also be nice to see some Fall colors in Oak Creek Canyon with fall coming late this year.
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Who decided that a TD should be called a "Tuddy"?
Never heard "hundy" but have heard "c-note".
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Who decided that a TD should be called a "Tuddy"?
But why? I learned another lazy slang the other day. HOCO. After asking around I found out it means “homecoming”. Some kid had made a sign, placed it in a front yard to ask, I assume, his girlfriend to go to homecoming with him.
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2024 Celebrity Death Pool
Ummm...typos?
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Trivial Things That Make You Surly
I don’t pucker up but I do get around them quickly. A few years ago I got stuck beside one of them because the vehicle in front of me decided that they were ok to cruise along beside the 18-wheeler after catching them on a hill to only loose the advantage going back downhill. There was a car behind me too that thought we were going to get around the truck quickly. The 18-wheeler threw a tread and took out my right front quarter panel, RH light and my hood on my 1-year old pickup.
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Happy Friday, assholes, and welcome to the SEC . . .
About to board a flight from Las Vegas to Atlanta after being in Vegas all week for MinExpo. Hope the hurricane does not disrupt my travels back to Texas FIGHT!!!
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Immamac Tailgate "incident" Photoshop thread featuring custom Longhorns hey dudes
- Immamac Tailgate "incident" Photoshop thread featuring custom Longhorns hey dudes
- Immamac Tailgate "incident" Photoshop thread featuring custom Longhorns hey dudes
- Immamac Tailgate "incident" Photoshop thread featuring custom Longhorns hey dudes
- Immamac Tailgate "incident" Photoshop thread featuring custom Longhorns hey dudes
- Immamac Tailgate "incident" Photoshop thread featuring custom Longhorns hey dudes
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