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  1. Elvis replied to RPM's topic in Movies and TV
    Angela wants Tommy to use it to buy a ring.
  2. Elvis replied to TexasEd's topic in Hobbies
    This video is pretty long, but it has a few good parts. The story at the beginning lets you get to know him. The interior finish. The detail finish. And the Autobahn cruising at 300kph like it's nothing. I would trade my 911 for that M5.
  3. I don’t think right lane driving is common etiquette. What bugs people is the lady that is walking in front of me in traffic and just suddenly stops for some reason. Usually the phone l, not reading isle labels. Just oblivious that everyone had to brake check and is waiting. This happens at airports too.
  4. I rewatched Chapelle’s 2018 special Sticks and Stones last night. Pure hilarious nonstop entertainment. He was happy and smiling and animated. 2025 Dave was dead ass tired and hated being there.
  5. The 3x 325/10 hydrocodones are a nice touch.
  6. I agree with Dave Chapelle's last special. That was terrible. It was just a racial history lesson with almost no jokes. I wouldn't be suprised if he hides out again for a while after that. Ricky Gervais popped up next with his latest special in 2025. I had tried to watch one of his specials a while back, but something turned me off about him. I think it was how he kept laughing at his own jokes and talking about being rich. I stuck with this one and found myself laughing out loud twice a minute. I was totally suprised. Gervais>Chapelle is not what I was expecting last night.
  7. I like the idea of watching with the old commercials. I’ve been watching Cheers on Prime. The modern commercial breaks kill the nostalgia. Old car commercials or even political ads would be cool. Then some news breaks, local weather and Mattress Mack. That would be great. I was going through some old VHS looking for some basketball highlights on the local news of my brother in High School. Turns out my mom recorded a ton of the local news channels at ten o clock to see if he made the news. So the recordings of her flipping between the three news channels, waiting through the commercials and flipping around waiting for the different sports segments. It was pretty darn entertaining watching all the old news and commercials, especially the Christmas time of basketball season. It was kind of like watching tv with my mom in a weird Time Machine. Miss her.
  8. What is the connection with Taylor Sherriden, Paramount plus, and MTV. I enjoyed hearing the tune and seeing the logo while binging all of those shows. I found it an odd partnership but never even googled it. MTV and GNR was pretty awesome in middle school. I don’t think I was allowed to watch MTV Raps though. The late eighties in Abilene wasn’t exactly the cultural epicenter of the world that you probably imagine it was. Bart Simpson was too rude for my household.
  9. I just got Apple+ and I immediately binged this show. I had been waiting to get A+ until I switched my phones over to T-mobile with free A+. My mind has been reeling with possibilities, especially after the second episode. I took a break just to sit there for an hour fantasizing. I missed some of the playoff games because of it. I have been avoiding this thread until now. Reading begins. I just love stuff like this. In one of the extra content segments, Gilligan says that he was filming Saul, and he just started daydreaming about a person that could wish for anything and get it. Then he expanded the idea a little bit, saw it had legs, and hired all the best writers to make it into a show. I want to be able to do that. Take a wild idea that is fairly unique and hire people to make it into a reality. How do you get to do that the first time? @henrygandorf Also, being one of the writers has to be a blast. You get the hook from Gilligan, then just bounce wild shit off the walls until something starts to form up. Oh what fun. I'm between jobs right now and I can do anything I want. I'm trying to decide on my next career and I'm not limiting myself to any direction. Writer would be great, but I've never really written anything entertaining. I wrote the global marketting campaign for IBM Cloud Brokerage in 2017. It was a product that didn't exist and was all smoke and mirrors (a bunch of Indian dudes doing IT architecture behind a curtain that looked like a software application doing the automation). So it was pure fiction. Does that count? Most people in my life have told me I'm the funniest and smartest person they have ever met. Being witty and creative in a writing room sounds like a dream come true. But I'm afraid it would be more like when Jack joins the writing team in 30 Rock. That episode includes Cerie being a distraction in the writing room, so here's this... IMDbJack the Writer (2006)Katrina Bowden in 30 Rock (2006)IMDbJack the Writer (2006)Katrina Bowden in 30 Rock (2006)IMDbJack the Writer (2006)Alec Baldwin, Judah Friedlander, and John Lutz in 30 Rock (2006) Sorry for the tangent. I'll start reading the thread now.
  10. Elvis replied to RPM's topic in Lulz
    Norm is my answer. Suprised no one has mentioned Farley. Espescially from this generation of assholes on this site. Hartman is way up there. When you add up The Simpsons, News Radio, SNL, and movies, he probably has the most material out there. I guess that's more acting if he didn't write it, but he probably wrote it too. I don't know.
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  12. I have been listening to all of the XM comedy channels for 20 years. I’m ready to judge. I change the channel when these come on: Leann Morgan (country grandma) Sam Kinison Wanda Sykes George Carlin
  13. Elvis replied to Trey3216's topic in Movies and TV
    Looks good.
  14. Elvis replied to GottaB's topic in Hobbies
    Cross posting from Christmas 2025 thread that is becoming the Christmas loot thread. I got it! I went through all of the functions, and it is extremely awesome. The functions and motorizations are super cool. The gold is a perfect color for my skin and hair color. The bracelet is satin, not shiny. There are a couple of shiny bits. The black rings and gold face look great. The bezel doesn't turn as far as I can tell. I still have my stainless Citizen Eco Drive and it is kicking butt after 15 or maybe 20 years now. I've never had to open the case. Perfect operation. The crystal is scratched up, but I don't want to risk opening it up to replace it. Merry Christmas to me and y'all! Note: Anything that looks like an imperfection is just the tiniest amount of skin oil captured by iPhone 17. Every bit of the finish is perfect. The radio feature is cool. The time and date were correct out of the box. I read the manual and figured out the radio stuff. I checked, and it said it was not synced to the radio. I told it to sync, and it did it. Now it says it is synced. The +/- inner ring is for time zone. CST is -6 at the 45 minute mark.
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