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Elvis

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  1. Elvis

    Grammer Bored

    @immamac see. That’s what I’m talking about. Well some of it.
  2. I just watched New Jack City just now. Prime brought it to my attention and I couldn’t remember anything about it. That was the most caricatured movie I think I’ve ever seen. It’s right up there with Batman, Dick Tracy, and Harley Davidson and The Marlboro Man from that era. Then they threw in a PSA at the end about important it was to have a realistic depiction of the drug problem. That was quite an interesting use of my late night movie watching. I considered starting a thread about the crazy cinematography and costumes from that movie and that time. But here we are. Derka got the conversation started for us.
  3. How do you write all that and jack off at the same time?
  4. Maybe don’t live in New York? But stay there please.
  5. For posterity. Fucking assholes
  6. You really wrote that? WTF?!
  7. Our governor's dick don't work. Checkmate lib. What is the joke here? I don’t get it.
  8. Other people’s car payments. A failed state.
  9. I still have my avalanche. It’s fully restored for my son to drive. I’m also teaching him to drive standard in my 911. I don’t know why my cars are relevant. Neither are my finances or my age, or my race. I thought that yacht had a beautiful interior design that would be a nice style for the White House. Nice use of gold tones and great lines. I think it’s funny that people rail on interior design and somehow make that a political issue.
  10. This would be a good style for the remodell. I like this! (Courtesey of @Armybrat from the boat thread). Lots of gold still! And FU to those that neg'd me on a non-political comment up thread about the Surly Architectural Digest. Somehow you are both a pussy and an asshole.
  11. Surly architectural digest. How would you decorate a plantation style white house ? IKEA and Crate and Barrel 2? Maybe some Michael Jordan Posters and Olen Mills? Mitch Cumstein’s wife to the red decorator’s phone.
  12. I think we should rename the cloak room Libelous Hyperbole Freak Off Forum
  13. You didn’t care, or it felt like North Korea? Kind of sounds like same level of annoyance as the happy birthday song to me.
  14. Most of the meme and gif responses in this site are movie quotes. None of them are from recent movies. so why is that?
  15. Funny movies for sure. Can’t quote it though. And stuff.
  16. I can’t stand that guy’s face, voice, mannerisms, and comedy. Most punchable guy ever. This comes from a Gillis fan. Love that guy.
  17. I was hoping for tickets to a private SJU show
  18. This thread is turning out to be more like a film class called Cinematic Anthropology 305: the death of modern comedy dialog writing because young people are dumb
  19. I have so many dental stories and expenses over the years that I could (and should) write a book. Actually I had to sign a non-disclosure after cosmetic dentistry gone wrong. I made him give me back $30k on unsatisfactory veneers. Of course it cost me $50k to fix them. (not my teeth). It sums up to: There's three things that I don't go cheap on: tires, tits, and teeth. Saving a buck on the most mechanical thing in your head and body with hardened friction surfaces is a fools errand. Pay whatever it takes to be comfortable and happy. Tires are the same. Contact patch is all that is keeping you on the road. Tits I added for fun. A perfect set of knockers get a lot more nekkid time than googelly eyes with scars.
  20. I’m not enjoying this documentary at all. I suppose that no one is supposed to though. I guess it’s weird that so many people enjoy murder documentaries. I hadn’t really thought about it through this lens before.
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