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Elvis

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  1. Strip Tease with Demi popped up on Prime tonight. I thought why not. I’ll give it a look 15 minutes in right now. Demi looks amazing. She’s a total 10. But this movie is hot garbage. It makes Roadhouse look like a Scorsese masterpiece. I get why this movie was made in the absence of internet porn. But damn, we were hurting for skin flicks back in the day.
  2. Here’s the thing. They are not your spots either. Get your steps in. Not defending. Just sayin.
  3. Cart Narc to the rescue!
  4. I got this.
  5. That’s correct. I forgot.
  6. This one
  7. Freshman position coach (not head freshmen coach) plus Texas History. And drivers ed. Nailed it! this was supposed to quote the belly teacher question
  8. Elvis

    Brothers

    Left turn Clyde.
  9. Elvis

    Brothers

    That’s what she told me.
  10. I can’t save or share this. How do I do that?
  11. Elvis

    Getting old sucks

    I’m 45.5yo. Do I really need a camera up my butt, or is this just an ass/cash grab?
  12. Hey don’t auto merge my posts together!
  13. Don’t forget THE DUDE. That dude will bust yer belt AND suspenders! I think they quit making it for legal reasons about instant heart attack. Ouch
  14. Surly jokes are funny. Orientation is at noon.
  15. Grammar matches handle.
  16. Well I have deep bench. We also agree to wail obnoxiously at each other’s funerals if one is dies at a time that it will embarrass the other one’s family. I’ve actually got a couple of those lined up.
  17. HS and college pics of her are on 35mm. I have them, but not sharing at risk of bodily harm. She is/was hot and mean. We have an arrangement. If our spouses die (of natural causes of course), that we’ll give it another shot. Maybe join the same retirement home.
  18. I dated a girl that was hot enough to work at Abercrombie in the 90's. I mean she actually worked at the Abercrombie at Barton Creek Mall. She was hot. She is still hot, actually.
  19. I bet quite a few of the cast got/gave AIDS making that movie.
  20. I watched Shot Caller on Netflix last night. I was totally into it. Slow and gritty. It had a HEAT/Miami Vice feal to it. BUT.... There's another gritty prison movie that I liked. Felon (2008). It involves a regular dad that hits a burgler with a bat and kills him. (Not a spoiler, it's in the trailer) Then he goes to prison hell. I found it streaming on Tubi for free. If you liked Shot Caller you will probably like Felon.
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