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Elvis

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  1. Alright I think we’re done here. WTF.
  2. We’ll y’all know where I stand on the matter. I’ve told Priscilla that I’m going right back to the TCU well if anything ever happens to her. That’s a stocked tank right there.
  3. What have you got against Ft Worth? That’s some good second-wife huntin country right there Itellyawhat.
  4. Chevy fuel pumps, senders, and gauges have caused me a lot of grief. I thought my truck had a bad problem when it died. Turned out I was out of gas but showing a quarter tank. When my son inherits my 07 Avalanche in a year or two, he’ll probably learn the same lesson if he runs it below a quarter. I never thought about the cooling aspect of the fuel for the pump. Makes sense and good Surly knowledge nugget.
  5. Wife wants a bigger house. I like the house I built, but parking is small for my cars and upcoming teenage cars. A bigger house with a huge driveway 30 miles away would be nice. (Plus changing schools,ouch to kids) IF I buy a bigger house…By the time my kids leave for college, I would have a $65k AC staring me down every summer. Staying with smaller house.
  6. I like this thread. Guy on the right agrees
  7. Wait, I’ve got it. B list actor? is that it?
  8. This might be close to the definition. I don’t know their names. Second guy hooked up with HBO and worked his butt off. Boardwalk Empire, True Detective, and everything else.
  9. Does it mean not-lead actor? Still confused.
  10. Movies are still fun. Y’all are old and not fun. Avsforum.com should be your new hobby.
  11. Speaking of unforeseen expenses. The million dollar family has a $65k AC repair instead of $8k. Or $30k pool repair. Or $15k transmission. Keepin up with the Jones’s ain’t cheep.
  12. Richard Jenkins is perfect in everything
  13. I’ve taken a direct shot of bear mace to the cheek inside a car. It was an accident, but it happened. (I was getting into the back of my buddies back seat to head to the next bar with our chicks on a nice Sunday. My knee hit something that sounded like ahairspray bottle. Is that hair spray or what? Everybody out!) It didn’t shut me down immediately, but 8 seconds later I was barfing. Ten minutes later I was driving home. 30 minutes later I took a shower and the mace washed down to my junk. Long afternoon but I wasn’t acting a fool like that skinny fool.
  14. That was not the Grateful Dead, it was The Dead (Jerry was dead). And Pat didn't fuck up their show, The Dead did. They played Space for (what seemed like) 40 minutes at a country show. I was there. I apologized to Phil and Bob for Austin booing them off. They should have played the hits at a show like that. Every redneck wanted to see Pat and Toby singing about beers and beer drinking horses.
  15. I assume she wore this shirt....all day.
  16. Oh, are we talking about idot drivers? I got one that just happened. I'm unloading groceries and lil' Stetson got loose (still training). I'm trying to wrangle him. I hear a car at high RPM coming around the corner. I step out and do the slow down (hand high to low) signal. Driver decides to speed up and go full power to their house TEN HOUSES AWAY! I wrangle dog, get in my truck and go knock on their door....hard. I grown man anwers the door. I say "are you a grown-up?" He says yes. Do you drive that car right there? He says no, that's my step daughter's car. Well I'm Elvis and I live right there. I tell him what happened. We both agree that teenage drivers are dumb. He'll talk to her about it. Then he says, "I understand, I probably would have done the same thing." Then he says, " Actually probably not, I wouldn't have done that, but I understand." We shake on it. Settled. For now.
  17. In a real situation, I think I would just keep my mouth shut, do the right thing, and work hard. That might also include throwing a punk overboard and sleeping with my eyes open. But that doesn’t make very good TV. Or does it?
  18. Skipping imax for Flix for the food during the 3 hours. 9pm with my son. I guess he’s going to see some skin.
  19. Senior year of high school. Double date. My date is Miss Teen Texas. (Maybe she didn’t win, but she competed). Other couple is my best friend (inside linebacker) and his date is the beautiful and dumb town bicycle. After dinner we go to a little spot at the lake. Things are going well for everyone in the front and back seats and we’re all down to our skivies. We get the girls to parade around in front of the headlights before a dip in the lake. After a little swim and making out, we head back to the car for what should have happened but didn’t. Linebacker bro tries to press the girls into switching dates for a while. Miss teen TX didn’t expect that and it ruined all the action “that’s enough, take us home” So I settled for a burger and a grape snow cone, dropped em off early but we didn’t go home. True story.
  20. Agree on Jack Ryan S4 being sub-par. I’ve been forcing myself through it, but woof. Only one episode left I hope. I remember S2 and S3 being pretty solid. Reminds me of a weak season of 24.
  21. Is tarded ok? Seams to take the sting out of it. As in, “ this thread is tarded”. I only get offended if it’s an insult directly made to me to intentionally mean disrespect. For example, someone called me a Yankee in another thread. Thems fightin words.
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