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  1. i just had a ptsd attack from that recap of the kentucky 2h
  2. that's what we do with mack make him special teams minister of witchdoctoring the kicker room spends the night before home games in a casita special rites and incantations are performed
  3. how about: couldn't hit the broadside of a barn from the right hashmark to save his life
  4. we did not have playoff-caliber special teams bert, blocks, bananas in tailpipes, you name it, we tried to lose games any way possible we must restore the program's legacy of clutch kickers it would be nice to have a ray guy for a change and thank you for the clock management shoutout someone has to keep track of the timeouts and when we have a surplus USE ONE saving them for the last 30 seconds or last set of downs often sees them unused
  5. finally someone gets it right this is an example of the 1.6 golden section ratio referred to by carton the other day the double phi relationship refers to the property where powers of the golden ratio (phi, φ) can be expressed as a linear combination of phi and 1, with the coefficients being consecutive fibonacci numbers in females it is expressed by the inverted triangle body type, representing less than 5%, some say less than 1% of all women worldwide surly dads, this is important to teach your young male offspring upon reaching puberty here is another teaching aide:
  6. that's what the rest of college football wants but what if it the hype turned out to be true? is such a thing even possible?
  7. SING IT!!!!!!!!!!! Look out, football, here we come Texas Longhorns #1 Texas has the Longhorns, the greatest football team We take the ball from goal to goal like no one's ever seen We're in the air, we're on the ground ... always in control And when you say the Longhorns, you're talking Crystal Ball 'Cause we're the Texas Longhorns, Texas Longhorns, Texas Longhorns Number One Yes, we're the Texas Longhorns, Texas Longhorns, Texas Longhorns Number One We've got the offense We've got the defense We give the other team no hope 'Cause we're the Texas Longhorns, Texas Longhorns You know we're gonna hold the rope Yes, we're the Texas Longhorns, Texas Longhorns, Texas Longhorns Number One Yes, we're the Texas Longhorns, Texas Longhorns, Texas Longhorns Number One 'Cause we're the Texas Longhorns, Texas Longhorns, Texas Longhorns Number One Five - Seven - Eight, we're the best from the Lone Star State! Texas Longhorns, Texas Longhorns, Texas Longhorns Number One 'Cause we're the Texas Longhorns, Texas Longhorns, Texas Longhorns Number One
  8. psa final is on 14' 0-0
  9. you must have missed the quoted post on the last page with umlang's thursday aggyfact the last aggy true road win (no neutral sites, no bowls) over a ranked opponent was 8 november 2014 (3914 days ago) at jordan-hare, aggy 41-38 barn elk absolutely needs a signature win to change their stars he will have to break that streak to do it good luck, we're all counting on you
  10. aggy are good for a wtf shocker once every 10 years or so aggy 14 - 17 appstate was only 3 years ago
  11. belichick v3.0 another league masterpiece - off BOTH before and after clemson - i don't think i've ever seen that before
  12. plaintext on the quote: What they said: "Our ceiling (along the defensive line) is high, and it all starts with our leadership coming from me, PJ (Adebawore), Dom Williams, Gracen Halton — it all comes from that. Our ceiling can be however high we want, and whatever we tolerate is what goes. Whatever we tolerate, that's what the young guys are going to tolerate. So, however we can nurture and facilitate our defensive line, our ceiling can be whatever it wants to be. And I think it can be really high."— defensive end R Mason Thomas at SEC Media Days.
  13. plaintext on the quote: What they said: "We have a lot of experience. We added Marvin Jones Jr. He has experience from Georgia. He has SEC experience and ACC experience with Florida State. We've just got guys that fit into the system for so long. This is my fourth year. PJ's third year. T-Wein's third year. Marvin's first year. He's probably the only guy — him and three other people's first year. Last year we had multiple guys but not as much as we do now. So, experience for us helps a lot to know what to expect, and this is our second year in the SEC, so we know (what) it looks like." — defensive end R Mason Thomas at SEC Media Days.
  14. i'm going to keep reminding everyone that gardere was a dog in all 4 wins (thanks to @MaxHorn for that new bit of trivia just learned the other night) weird shit happens in fair park - we do not walk in there expecting to cut them to pieces we walk out of there happy with a win of any kind aggy on the other hand, this year, anything less than 78-0 will be acceptable
  15. we should think about a standalone condom thread - this will be a fascinating topic as this season unfolds their schedule sets up nicely in 3 phases +++ talk about the league office setting them up the bomb mo state (sms now fbs) - W ga southern - W @ purdue - W mi state - W @ illinois - W OFF they should have no problem opening 5-0 while taking care of b1g scrub roadies when the weather is good +++ rubber meet road: michigan - ? @ domer - ? OFF if they win either, the hype will be loud +++ ils glideslope: corn - W northwestern - W iowa - W @ duck -? ucla -? +++ anything from 8-4 to undefeated is possible, 10-2 looks likely and that puts riley the slut back on the front burner zero trap games zero weather hassles last trip east october 18th no back-to-back trips quite frankly if riley can't win 10 with this schedule he should retire
  16. even worse and credit to @MaxHorn for the thought they are going to be the new corn *** say that carefully because we all know fair park is never certain *** wilkinson: switzer: bag of dicks: and something i never knew before last night..... in all 4 of gardere's win, they were the favorite fair park: serious business
  17. because this is year 2 post-jimbo and talkiebird retired so snakey will have to pay homage to glenn hegar the new chancellor, plus other reasons you bet he did
  18. it was a moment of 2%er truth it won't ever happen again
  19. if the sec allows the state of south carolina to have 2 schools, they will never be able to kick out miss st or vanderbilt
  20. guaranteed play-ins for the b1g and sec: 3/6 and 4/5 b1g and sec finalists both get in - their winners get a top 4 seed the rig12 and acc finalists both get in - their winners get a top 4 seed i guess the committee would bestow the 4th seed based on final rank?
  21. we can't talk about what happened monday or tuesday or yesterday or today and how all of it could possibly be ....... can't talk about that either and like most other shit we can't talk about no one will pay a lick of attention to whatever pronouncement was just made which we can't talk about even though it is directly targeted at our success in football recruiting but we can't talk about it here on the football board
  22. plaintext Austin, Texas — In critical minutes and hours when deadly flash floods hurtled down the Guadalupe River washing away children’s camps and RVs, the county official responsible for coordinating emergency response was likely asleep at home, the Kerr County sheriff tells CNN. When asked if he knew whether Kerr County Emergency Management Coordinator W.B. “Dub” Thomas was working the night before the early morning July 4 flooding that killed at least 136 people in the state, Sheriff Larry Leitha said: “I’m sure he was at home asleep at that time,” and added that he was also asleep. (emphasis mine) This revelation that, as a flurry of National Weather Service alerts sounding increasingly dire warnings came in, the key emergency official in charge was likely not awake to receive the information – has not been reported before. Edited 54 minutes ago by TeeDubya
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