mr rogers neighborhood translation for ctj:
lexington is a small town on us 77 that is closest to the midpoint of a line as the crow flies between DKR and pyle, aka the tacklebox
aggy refers to us as "our friends"
referring to aggy as "our friends" is mocking aggy
you are familiar with the the auf payment, aka the Available University Fund annual distribution, which increased by more than 50% from 2023 to 2024
of course, you know this already
moving on, aggy don't need $6m, they need guaranteed not-losses, which happen to be more likely at home games
especially home games against fcs opposition
and were they to no longer have said fcs game, not only would they be more likely to lose the league game that replaced it, they would have to play that extra league game away from home every other year, further increasing the chance of that extra loss
thus, in some years, based on when certain opponents fall on the schedule, they could have 3 or 4 losses before the first saturday in october
this would further expose aggy as fraudulent and not a sleeping giant
in these years, looch and the ad will have a hard time keeping the roller coaster going clickity-clack
/mr. rogers translation