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Hagbard Celine

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  1. 72 hours to kickoff are we there yet?
  2. fucking 72 hours to kickoff are we there yet? while we're waiting.... how many women are on the surl? any idea? 5? 10?
  3. i'm not a sunshine kind of guy.... but from a parcells perspective, after falling for the banana in the tailpipe on the fake punt, which for me is where we lost uga2, i have very high confidence that banks was instructed to waterboard the entire ST depth chart, and any further ST bullshit will be sussed out and crushed mercilessly like bama's fake punt at the rose bowl 15 fucking years ago, and our focusness will be at Charles Jefferson levels NO JAP PLAYS AT ALL
  4. that was in the TOP SECRET section in the aggy PLAN 4 VIKTORY they will be coming for you 14
  5. frosh: jester east 723 caper: borrowed sheets to paint signs to hang out the windows for the aggy game; the best, the eAtMe sheet, was unfurled in the first row of the zone by @MaxHorn at pyle in '95 soph: jester east 507 caper: borrowed 100 mattresses from the basement and coated the entire north hall floors and walls caper: laredo road trip: 2 cars, 3 people per car, park 1 car on the US side, at 1130pm cram all 6 in to one car, drive across, buy 12 cases of coronitas ("2 cases per person per day"), $1.25/case, drive back across, repeat with the other vehicle, stash 24 cases in 1 trunk, after midnight ("the next day") rinse/repeat; 48 cases for $60; somewhere i have a pic of 507 literally wall to wall to ceiling with basically free beer; brought 20 cases home for the summer; oh yeah, gas in the spring of '86 was $1.10/gallon
  6. unpossible jester east = 10 floors
  7. '84 - my first aggy game - @ memorial - the sight of the cosplay display marching in lines back and forth while hundreds of instamatic light bulbs flashed every second (yes - that was still the operative technology for personal cameras in 1984) my estimate at the time was 5000 pictures taken with zero discernible difference between any given 2 pics when they were developed
  8. the pat persona prime directive is to troll us, see "@cow_tools" above (and good work cash mccoy!!) i wonder if the real graham harmon even knows his identity has been co-opted and hijacked by aggy
  9. pat dates to september 2022 chatGPT preview release was november 2022 jared: https://www.kten.com/about-us/meet-the-team/jared-a-latorre/article_e610f878-b93e-11ee-bb03-67d86e4b85ac.html
  10. this it reads like a tract from the pat persona @immamac MAC nic check?
  11. we gave up the LHN for this the show is otherwise somewhat worthwhile but the slackjaw schtick is intolerable and disgusting i'm surprised disney allows it
  12. we're going to have to win 31 games and break the '68-'70 streak to get the pats of the world to shut the fuck up multiple national titles with any losses won't do it
  13. for your consideration and consternation here are the historical average margins of victory in the seeded championship era: 1998-2013 BCS championship games: 16 games decided by an average of 11 points 6 decided by less than double-digits 3 decided by 3 points (including 4th & 5) 2014-2023 Semi-Finals & Finals ("the playoffs"): 30 total games played decided by an average of 18.6 points 10 of 30 decided by less than double-digits 2014-2023 Finals: in years 2/3/4 (2015/16/17) the final was decided by 5 points or less since then, toss out kirby's roach rape and the average margin of victory in 5 of the last 6 finals is still 21.8 points the last competitive final was in 2017 (8jan18 gump 26-23 uga) 2014-2023 Semi-Finals: there have been 20 semis played average margin of victory is 17.85 which is in essence a 3-score game HOWEVER the recent trend was opposite of the finals in the first 16 semis, there were 3 wins of 7, 6 & 6 points - the other 13 were by 24.5 points IN THE LAST 4 SEMIS the wins have been by 6, 1, 7 & 6 points the play-in games are obviously not finals....... hold on to your butts
  14. all of the coronary units in every hospital in the state will be lined up out the door
  15. aggy247 created the pat persona to compete with the ministry in the emergency looch category we still don't have video or audio of the pat persona
  16. that designed run by allen would be lethal for arch
  17. don't bogart that joint, my friend, pass it over to me
  18. or fcs opponents, or or or or.... the pat persona is predicting 11 aggy wins in the regular season the regular season changed from 10 to 11 regular season games in 1971 and 11 to 12 in 2010 aggy has won 11 exactly once in 1992 texas has done it 9 times you go pat
  19. i haven't seen this analysis and wanted to know so i ran it... throw out uga1, it was the only game where our "game control" was non-existent at any point we had mo in the 2nd half but were not dictating terms so break the season in half, first 6 (skip uga1) then last 6 here are some basic numbers from the box scores (ignores "should have been x" plays due to penalties, turnovers, fuckery, etc.) first 6: yards gained 3014 points scored 234 points per yard 0.463 opponents finished season 34-38 (47%) last 6: yards gained 2563 points scored 163 points per yard 0.375 opponents finished season 42-31 (57%) comparing the last half of the season to the first: yards gained -15% points per yard -19% points scored -30%
  20. barth plaintext #2451 Posted yesterday at 08:20 AM (edited) On 12/9/2024 at 6:19 PM, BevoAbyss said: Points per game in the Sark era. OFFENSE 2021: 35 points 2022: 35 points 2023: 36 points 2024: 35 points By this measure, the one that ultimately counts, Sark's offense averages 35 a game. -- Regardless of whether the QB is Casey, Hudson, or Quinn for 3 years. Zero difference or improvement across 4 years. Seems like a concern. -------------- What has improved is the points allowed. DEFENSE 2021: 29 points (5-7 record) 2022: 26 (8-5) 2023: 19 (12-2) 2024: 11 (11-2 so far) That's fantastic improvement. The defense is why Texas won 12 games last year and has 11 this year. Not Dr. Pepper Quinn or Sark's supposedly "elite" play calling. We have a 16-0 title winning defense saddled with an 8-5 offense. I love Sark, but to add to your stats, the trend shows that we can count on about 3-4 2nd half collapses per season. We survived them the last two seasons for the most part. 2021 OU: led 38-20 at half. Lost 55-48 OkSt: led 24-13 3rd qtr. lost 32-24 BU: led 21-10 3rd qtr. lost 31-24 2022 Tech: Led 31-17 3rd qtr. lost 37-34 OkSt: Led 31-17 at half. lost 41-34 KSU: Led 31-10 at half. won 34-27 2023 Hou: led 21-0 2nd qtr. won 31-24 KSU: led 27-7 3rd qtr. won 33-30 TCU: led 26-6 at half. won 29-26 2024 Vandy: led 21-7, squeaked by 27-24 Arky: led 13-0. Held on 20-10. Kentucky: not quite, but almost made the list. aggie: 17-0 at half. Tried to hand it to them. 17-7 UGA: completed dominated for two quarters and had nothing to show for it 6-3 at half time. lost 22-19 (didn’t build a big enough cushion)
  21. i thin he's sarkmocking you
  22. 58 commissions? 80000 students 2300 cosplay i get that it's the end of the 1st semester but that's it? 58?
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