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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Hagbard Celine replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
i have never heard them say we are "cow worshipers" they are the ones that have a dead dog scoreboard and cultural, academic and military rules for their dog whatever the other wtf? in that batch is the "demanding to take the rivalry weekend game with lsu game away from them" again, that's news, wtf is that about? this was only 3 years ago and the storyline was 100% "we've been promised the first game is at pyle to make up to us for us having fake our approval of letting them in" corndog was not mentioned once that i can recall - did i miss it? -
2025 Week 1 prediction thread- Texas @ Ohio State
Hagbard Celine replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
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2025 Week 1 prediction thread- Texas @ Ohio State
Hagbard Celine replied to Wulaw Horn's topic in Football
in games where the 2 teams have their strengths facing each other (our d line, their o line) the game is often decided by the question marks on the other units (our o line, their d line)..... OR it's decided by units getting less talk..... hands and skills (running backs, receivers, secondary): push? special teams: we better be better, obviously if we're not, big advantage jort corches/system: advantage Texas venue: them noon kick: us my feels 6 days out are that 1 or 2 of the above topics will combine for 50% of the result the other 50% of the result will come down to these 2 topics: linebacker they return styles and simon, but what else do they have? we return lefau, added spence and smith is possibly the real thing.... that would equate to a push, except we have an eraser in ant hill advantage: Texas quarterback we have a manning they don't advantage: Texas Texas 29 tosu 18 -
Texas Football 2025 - Playing With Our Food
Hagbard Celine replied to closetojumping's topic in Football
in games where the 2 teams have their strengths facing each other (our d line, their o line) the game is often decided by the question marks on the other units (our o line, their d line)..... OR it's decided by units getting less talk..... hands and skills (running backs, receivers, secondary): push? special teams: we better be better, obviously if we're not, big advantage jort corches/system: advantage Texas venue: them noon kick: us my feels 6 days out are that 1 or 2 of the above topics will combine for 50% of the result the other 50% of the result will come down to these 2 topics: linebacker they return styles and simon, but what else do they have? we return lefau, added spence and smith is possibly the real thing.... that would equate to a push, except we have an eraser in ant hill advantage: Texas quarterback we have a manning they don't advantage: Texas Texas 29 tosu 18 -
looking forward to this and assume a link will be posted every week in this thread
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it's 2025 high school games have corporate sponsors but the UiL can't be weaponized because of aggy feels The University of Texas owns the marks, content and media rights to every high school game in the State of Texas it's about time we use that to our advantage
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that gif killing that tree is straight up evil murder karma
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to complete the list of fbs in the State of Texas..... north texas, rice, sam houston, texas state, utep and utsa we haven't played smu in 30 years, and i don't ever remember them blaming us for their problems or acting like dicks, which would decisively put them in a different category than rape, roach,cougar high and tceh who can all call us in the year 2100, and we might pick up years we need an extra home game: state, utep, utsa years we can afford an extra away game, alternate between nrg/samhouston/rice and deathstar/smu/unt, straight 1-offs, no 2-1, it's really our home game just played in dallas or houston no louisiana directionals at all also, we've played new mexico 3 times, last in 2012; and they should be on our rotation utep and utsa and only utep and utsa is going to get boring fast
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New SEC divisions and pods thread (Page 38 starts recent discussion)
Hagbard Celine replied to mdmost's topic in Football
a proper baseline for pairing discussions would include a thorough calculationof drive times from every campus to every other campus i also choose to rank the football 'strength' of each school based on that school's rank in all time wins, compared only to current FBS teams thus, i present you with: the Official Drive-sydney-carton-Crazy SEC pairing model TM 2025 The Legion of Dynamic Discord, Malabo, Equatorial Guinea round 1: take out the immovable objects Texas/0u bama/barn klan/klan aggy florida/georgia that leaves: aggy kentucky lsu missouri pig south carolina tennessee vandy use geography for the other 4 pairings to match the immovable objects: aggy/lsu kentucky/south carolina (because reasons) missouri/pig tennessee/vandy round 2: continue with geography - it doesn't have to be absolute on time/distance - but it must be regional this round the top half of the conference (listed based on all-time wins) picks who they 'want' from teams 9-16 in all-time wins https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NCAA_Division_I_FBS_football_win–loss_records all time wins 1-8 3 alabama 5 Texas 6 0u 9 georgia 11 tennessee 12 lsu 14 barn 16 aggy all-time wins 9-16 20 florida 25 pig 33 missouri 40 klan 51 kentucky 54 south carolina 63 vandy 76 klan aggy top 8 choose in order: bama takes klan Texas takes pig (we should choose lsu but there is no way the league will let us have 3 pairings in the all-time top 8 with both 0u and lsu, so pig is the next 'makes most sense' choice) 0u takes missouri georgia takes (or is made to take) south carolina (because reasons) tennessee takes kentucky lsu takes florida barn takes vandy and they should thank the football gods for it aggy gets klan aggy and they should thank the football gods for it round 3 is a clusterfuck combination of league decisions, best geo, and reasons 5 Texas (paired w/ 6 0u & 25 pig), has to take 16 aggy by consolation and parasitic viral inhabitation, like breast larvae 20 florida (already paired w/ 9 georgia & 12 lsu) gets 54 south carolina (best geo, competitive balance, logical geo 25 pig (already paired w/ 33 missouri & 5 texas) gets 6 0u (best geo, and fixes competitive balance, tough 3rd pairing too bad so sad) 33 missouri (already paired w/ 25 pig & 6 0u) gets 51 kentucky (tied for next best geo w/ vandy, so has to be kentucky on competitive balance) so to recap the following 8 are set (lower composite = more difficult) 5 Texas 6/16/25 (composite: 47) 6 0u 5/25/33 (composite: 63) 16 aggy 5/12/76 (composite: 93) 20 florida 9/12/54 (composite: 75) 25 pig 5/6/33 (composite: 44) 33 missouri 6/25/51 (composite: 82) 51 kentucky 11/33/54 (composite: 98) 54 south carolina 9/20/51 (composite: 80) note that the median composite for the 8 that are sorted is 73 to this point 44 of 48 pairings make sense within the context of this model the last 4 pairings .... are likely contentious, but it's easy to see the outside/in method is needed last 8 teams remaining to assign their 3rd pairing & remaining geos ordered by distance: 3 alabama paired w/ 14 & 40 (54), geos: 76, 63, 9, 11, 12 9 georgia paired w/ 20 & 54 (64), geos: 11, 3, 63, 76 11 tennessee paired w/ 51 & 63 (104), going to have a very strong 3rd pairing, geos: 9, 3, 14, 76, 40, 12 12 lsu paired w/ 16 & 20 (36), geos: 76, 40, 3, 14, 63, 9, 11 14 barn paired w/ 3 & 63 (66), geos: 9, 76, 11, 63, 63, 40, 12 40 klan paired w/ 3 & 76 (79), geos: 63, 14, 12, 9, 11 63 vandy paired w/ 11 & 14 (25), needs a weaker 3rd pairing, geos: calcs probably not needed 76 klan aggy paired w/ 16 & 40 (36), geos: calcs probably not needed so composites at this stage are 54, 64, 104, 36, 66, 79, 25 and 36 sorted ascending we get 25, 36, 36, 54, 64, 66, 79 and 104 recall the composite average for the sorted 8 is 73 outside/in method of addressing the last pairings would thus go in this order: 104, 25, 36, 36, 54, 64, 79 and 66 11 tennessee 104: it's pretty clear that tennessee is going to have to play 3 bama or 9 georgia (for a final composite of 107 or 113) 63 vandy 25: they are going to have to play 40 klan or 76 klan aggy (for a final composite of 103 or 139) 12 lsu 36 and 76 klan aggy 36: let's see if one has to be taken to solve for geo or composite 3 bama 54: last 4? 9 georgia 64: last 4? 40 klan 79: last 4? 14 barn 66: last 4? so let's channel snakey.... 11 tennessee pairs with 9 georgia (best geo that's required for competitive balance + tv wants it) 12 lsu pairs with 40 klan (2nd best geo, + tv wants it) we are down to 3 bama 14 barn 63 vandy 76 klan aggy bama and barn already paired vandy already paired with barn klan aggy only one not paired with other 3 by default, these last 2 pairings are unavoidable: 3 bama pairs 63 vandy 14 barn pairs 76 klan aggy SO this model produces the following: 5 Texas 6/16/25 (47) 6 0u 5/25/33 (63) 16 aggy 5/12/76 (93) 20 florida 9/12/54 (75) 25 pig 5/6/33 (44) 33 missouri 6/25/51 (82) 51 kentucky 11/33/54 (98) 54 south carolina 9/20/51 (80) 3 alabama 14/40/63 (117) 9 georgia 11/20/54 (88) 11 tennessee 9/51/63 (123) 12 lsu 16/20/40 (76) 14 barn 3/63/76 (142) 40 klan 3/12/76 (91) 63 vandy 3/11/14 (28) 76 klan aggy 14/16/40 (70) sorted by (composite SoS), lower = harder, with pairings 63 Vanderbilt 3/11/14 (28): Alabama, Tennessee, Auburn 25 Arkansas 5/6/33 (44): Texas, 0u, Missouri 5 Texas 6/16/25 (48): 0u, aggy, pig 6 0u 5/25/33 (63): Texas, pig, Missouri 76 Mississippi State 14/16/40 (70): Auburn, aggy, MIssissippi 20 Florida 9/12/54 (75): Georgia, LSU, South Carolina 12 LSU 16/20/40 (76): aggy, Florida, Mississippi 54 South Carolina 9/20/51 (80): Georgia, Florida, Kentucky 33 Missouri 6/25/51 (82): 0u, pig, Kentuckee average = 82.375, 9 above, 7 below 9 Georgia 11/20/54 (88): Tennessee, Florida, South Carolina 40 Mississippi 3/12/76 (91): Alabama, LSU, Mississippi State 16 aggy 5/12/76 (93): Texas, LSU, Mississippi State 51 Kentucky 11/33/54 (98): Tennessee, Missouri, South Carolina 3 Alabama 14/40/63 (117): Auburn, Mississippi, Vanderbilt 11 Tennessee 9/51/63 (123): Georgia, Kentucky, Vanderbilt 14 Auburn 3/63/76 (142): Alabama, Vanderbilt, Mississippi State conclusions georgia, aggy, bama and tennessee can just shut the fuck up about anything for the next 10 years sorry vandy someone is going to end up as the punching bag in the first iteration and you're the private school - anchor down! dear pig: welcome to the pleasuredome to our friends from across the river: you'll figure out the new landscape and do justice to your history (snicker snicker) dear corndog: wanna go halves on bribing the b1g to take aggy so we can fuck on the reg? the one thing this model did not produce that will be bitched about is barn-georgia; vandy / south carolina, or tennessee / klan aggy would have to agree to a switch; i don't see tennessee agreeing to this as georgia is their only marquee game in this model; i suppose vandy and south carolina could agree to this, maybe? but it puts barn's feels ahead of rational geography; georgia and south carolina make sense; on the flip side columbia to nashville is only 7 hours; in this case vandy still has tenneessee and south carolina still has florida, so if it must be so..... -
Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Hagbard Celine replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
undefeated champions in games not played is not a new rationale but they are having to use it more and more as the rest of the sec and national media are circling for the kill shot -
Texas Football 2025 - Playing With Our Food
Hagbard Celine replied to closetojumping's topic in Football
if they cancel, fox and 0u owe disney a metric fuckton -
i just posted this over in the aggy 995 thread but posting here too...... just thought of another 'big evil texas destroyer of worlds' moment coming when snakey tells the fcs addicts that they have to move those games to september to clear the table for the tv discussion disney ain't forkin' over $80m to have their hands tied by tier 3 content
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Hagbard Celine replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
oh what will they do? snakey is going to have to tell the fcs addicts that they have to move those games to september to clear the table for the tv discussion disney ain't forkin' over $80m to have their hands tied by tier 3 content -
Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Hagbard Celine replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
@RomaVicta get the missiles in the silo pressurized and steaming...... big evil texas is LAYING WASTE to their beloved conference..... here is a quick overview of their outstanding contracts 26: missouri state saved their bacon and moved up to d1 this year so they won't have to redo anything 27: if they want a fcs game they will have to buy out Texas State or New Mexico 28: they already have their fcs so this one will be easy 29: comedy value awaits - what will they do? -
Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Hagbard Celine replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
we're coming HARD -
Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #34: War is good for business Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #35: Peace is good for business
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oh my gawd /route66 girl
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except the committee just told them that if they do that they can kiss playoffs goodbye with more than 2 losses
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we're big, we're evil, and gosh darnet, snakey is going to make aggy take it up the ass!!
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New SEC divisions and pods thread (Page 38 starts recent discussion)
Hagbard Celine replied to mdmost's topic in Football
massive news the only thing left is the fcs abortion -
Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Hagbard Celine replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
i try to avoid patronizing aggy in any way shape or form bucs is easy to avoid on 10, 35 and 45 - plenty of other options but goddamnit the fuckers have manufactured hagbard kryptonite i am unable to resist -
Texas Football 2025 - Playing With Our Food
Hagbard Celine replied to closetojumping's topic in Football
from 1826 to 1869 the land that would become the territory of wyoming was center-stage in the non-coastal history of the trans-mississippi 9 of the 15 mountain man rendezvous were held in what would become wyoming south pass on the continental divide was the common point for 90% of the land traffic heading west before the golden spike fort bridger during the utah war was the largest us army encampment between 1815 and 1861 -
Texas Football 2025 - Playing With Our Food
Hagbard Celine replied to closetojumping's topic in Football
https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/46020555/college-football-vince-young-rise-texas-legend-began-ohio-state When Young spoke candidly, everyone listened and responded. The season before, in 2004, the Longhorns trailed Oklahoma State 35-14. Brown opened the locker room doors and was about to give a halftime speech. "'You ain't got to say s---, we know what the f--- we got to do," Griffin remembered Young saying as he cut off Brown. "It's hilarious now, but in the moment, you're like, 'Did he really just say that?'" In the second half, Texas outscored the Cowboys 42-0.- 5094 replies
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Texas Football 2025 - Playing With Our Food
Hagbard Celine replied to closetojumping's topic in Football
indiana had no top 25 wins and were not competitive against domer domer went up 27-3 with 5 minutes to go 126 of indiana's 278 yards were in the last 5 minutes it was a jimbo fisher masterclass is late cosmetic points indiana's possessions (plays/yards) in the first 55 minutes of the game: 3/-3/punt 4/24/pick 8/38/punt - 2 first downs! 6/25/punt - 2 first downs! 9/48/field goal - 2 first downs! 1/6/half 3/-9/punt 3/2/punt 5/12/punt - 1 first down! that's 143 yards of offense and 7 first downs in the first 55 minutes of the game
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