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Pescado_Rojo

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  1. This may come as a shock to you guys, but I will sometimes stop and take a shit at a hotel I'm not staying in. Hotels with a lot of conference rooms and a surface lot are the best. No one knows if you're there for a conference or what, and there's usually a quiet, seldom used shitter on the mezzanine floor around a corner someplace.
  2. Pete Sessions thinks this is bullshit.
  3. Dell’s Palsy
  4. Did I step in dog shit or cat shit?
  5. Chip Roy or Mike Johnson?
  6. You think you hate it now, wait until TPC Trump national golf club and cemetery opens in 2028.
  7. The guy behind the keyboard.
  8. Did John Carter die and no one told me? Announce his retirement? I've heard Bill Gravel has been calling dibs on that seat when Carter retires for a while now, yet we have all the MAGA bottom feeders falling all over themselves to announce they're running. Maybe because it's one of the reddest seats in Texas after the 2020 redistricting?
  9. link?
  10. I hope they wiped down the urinals with her tortillas
  11. The internet is full of liars.
  12. Let’s grind out a 7-8 minute drive and score another touchdown
  13. I’ll take “things that never happened” for $500
  14. Sounds like someone has never had a good gummer.
  15. is there a Nobel war prize?
  16. I'm a big Tudor fan, but they need to hire a new firm to do their renderings. I can't tell you how many times I've looked at a Tudor render online and thought "meh..." then see it in a store or on someone's wrist and think "Damn, looks way better in person"
  17. It gave the world's richest man access to Zettabytes of our data to build his AI models.
  18. I was getting boat gas there once and counted 9... NINE fucking golf carts, all flying Trump flags in the parking lot.
  19. I was having lunch with my cousin last week, and as we were sitting down eating, an Army dude walked in with a young hispanic male in street clothes. I assume it was a recruiter giving him the sales pitch. Hispanic kid was late teens/ early 20s, clean cut and nicely dressed, but had a bunch of tattoos. My first thought was "If that kid was white I'd assume he was a proud boy type". You know the look...skin fade and hard part, well dressed and well groomed, but then a bunch of tats? Then I start looking at the tats. Is that...yep, sure is...III%er tat just above his left elbow, and oh look...the same "We the People" tat down his forearm as Pete Kegsbreath. I didn't get a good look at the rest of his tats, but I assume there was other WP iconography mixed in there. My first thought was "Great, like we need more of these assholes in the service". My next thought was "Damn Uncle Tomas, how do you think the boys down in Juarez are gonna like those tats once MAGA uses you up and dumps you across the border?".
  20. I legit thought this dude was dead.
  21. Imagine how bad it's going to get when 90% of the training data is other AI garbage.
  22. This. I’ll forgive her when David Hogg forgives her.
  23. Maybe she's making bank on her OnlyFeet page...
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