Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Pescado_Rojo

Certifiably Surly
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by Pescado_Rojo

  1. They'll get over it
  2. Yea, that's no good. You gotta marry the girl to get away with that stuff in the LDS church.
  3. Check out this absolutely mint 1988 Saleen Mustang. Girlfriend and I went for a walk around her neighborhood last night and I spotted it. The guy was outside when we went back by, and I talked to him for a few minutes. All original but the wheels and he has the originals in storage. Never been restored or repainted, 18,000 original miles. He bought it in 2022 from the original owner.
  4. 3.5L doesn't make much power, but it will still be making it 20 years and 500,000 miles from now.
  5. Don't worry, any day now you'll be inundated with fat, diabetic magats from Ohio and West Virginia ready to put in months of 12 hr days now that the illegals aren't stealing their jobs!
  6. And mostly executed with a paper map, compass, and a hand wound watch.
  7. I assume she's threatening to kill him because he's such an insufferable prick?
  8. The Mel Kiper Jr of politics
  9. I once took two Midnight Hammers and washed them down with an OG 4Loko. Snapped out of it 18 hours later locked up in Debo's chicken coop.
  10. No need to fly all the way to Saudi Arabia.
  11. Starting with him
  12. These idiots will tax it at 300% and use the money for "education" (They'll buy "Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers" games for their $10K/yr online private schools)
  13. We will know it's ready for primetime when it runs over a tech bro on a scooter.
  14. She'd probably be the assistant manager of a CrossFit gym in suburban Atlanta if someone would have beaten her ass for heckling Parkland survivors.
  15. okay, cool. Hook’Em
  16. Obsession noted
  17. Oh, I agree with all of that. I think that makes it worse, honestly. I'm not going to do anything stupid. (well, not job related anyway)
  18. don't think I don't know that's you requesting all those customs
  19. Any of you guys ever been in a place where things are generally good, you're making good money, but you're so fucking bored you can barely stand to log in in the mornings?
  20. slowly...over months or even years.
  21. That'll get totaled, and $50 says he's 5 figures upside down in it.
  22. As a point of reference, Texas produces over 5 million barrels per day.
  23. You do, but I'm not going to put that awful ear worm in anyone's head.
  24. still undefeated
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.