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Pescado_Rojo

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Everything posted by Pescado_Rojo

  1. I thought he had a chance when he nailed the men's b-ball hire, but not anymore.
  2. Seems like a good time to remind people that the Nazis started using gas chambers in part because mass murdering people with machine guns was causing mental health problems among even the most hardcore volunteer units like the SS.
  3. Stephen Miller will be wearing a Trump skin suit by the mid-terms.
  4. This would be a typical Texas Dem self-own. In a year with a lot of Republican headwinds, with no Trump on the ballot to juice R turnout. A smart, sassy black woman would do more to juice MAGA turnout than Cornyn or Paxton could ever dream of doing on their own.
  5. This may come as a shock to you guys, but I will sometimes stop and take a shit at a hotel I'm not staying in. Hotels with a lot of conference rooms and a surface lot are the best. No one knows if you're there for a conference or what, and there's usually a quiet, seldom used shitter on the mezzanine floor around a corner someplace.
  6. Pete Sessions thinks this is bullshit.
  7. Dell’s Palsy
  8. Did I step in dog shit or cat shit?
  9. Chip Roy or Mike Johnson?
  10. You think you hate it now, wait until TPC Trump national golf club and cemetery opens in 2028.
  11. The guy behind the keyboard.
  12. Did John Carter die and no one told me? Announce his retirement? I've heard Bill Gravel has been calling dibs on that seat when Carter retires for a while now, yet we have all the MAGA bottom feeders falling all over themselves to announce they're running. Maybe because it's one of the reddest seats in Texas after the 2020 redistricting?
  13. link?
  14. I hope they wiped down the urinals with her tortillas
  15. The internet is full of liars.
  16. Let’s grind out a 7-8 minute drive and score another touchdown
  17. I’ll take “things that never happened” for $500
  18. Sounds like someone has never had a good gummer.
  19. is there a Nobel war prize?
  20. I'm a big Tudor fan, but they need to hire a new firm to do their renderings. I can't tell you how many times I've looked at a Tudor render online and thought "meh..." then see it in a store or on someone's wrist and think "Damn, looks way better in person"
  21. It gave the world's richest man access to Zettabytes of our data to build his AI models.
  22. I was getting boat gas there once and counted 9... NINE fucking golf carts, all flying Trump flags in the parking lot.
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