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Pescado_Rojo

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  1. Look at those coastal counties...
  2. What's going to be funny is when Mar a Lago gets destroyed by a class 5 hurricane this summer and Trump uses govt funds to rebuild and improve the place while FEMA tells the rest of the state to get fucked.
  3. Hey Google, How many people died from Ford Pinto Fires? Thanks Google. How many people have died in Tesla Fires?
  4. Per Chris Johnson it peaked at 2100 cfs and will still be cloudy through the weekend
  5. Those are going to look great painted wrapped in Border Patrol colors
  6. So weird how his ear grew back perfectly and he has no long term scaring...
  7. 150% tariff on communion wafers coming soon.
  8. You're talking about their bodies, right?
  9. I wonder how much you'd have to pay the Vatican to pull off the wildest gender reveal of all time...
  10. nope. not in chrome or safari
  11. When I was going through my divorce, I was driving somewhere and Break My Heart Sweetly came on. I pulled over into a Walmart parking lot and cried my eyes out. First and only time I cried during the whole ordeal.
  12. Disney and the related tourist economy> Insurance fraud > Real Estate Ponzi Schemes > Drugs > Sugar
  13. yea, more like the peanuts in my turds.
  14. I've been told I have an average dick, so this hits close to home.
  15. Insurance fraud has to be a top 3 industry in Florida
  16. It's the hat he wears to Cowboy Church, so yea.
  17. yep, in addition to the amber alert, I got a text AND a phone call AND alerts from Weather bug.
  18. Someone on this thread made the observation that you never see a woman in the passenger seat. It's always just a guy by himself. Since I read that I always look, and it's almost always the case. I did see a couple get out of one at HEB the other day. Mid-50s guy, short, bald, grey goatee, body by TRT, and his Asian wife/gf with giant fake tits and face full of fillers and botox.
  19. Did anyone else get the Amber Alert style Flash Flood warning, or just me? Do I need to pepper my angus?
  20. They all fly Spirit or take Greyhound.
  21. Agree. Lets see what happens when someone is spending millions of dollars on trans panic/ illegal hordes/ evil libs TV ads
  22. Yep, among other places. Downs, Concordia, St Ed's, a few HS fields.
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