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Pescado_Rojo

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  1. Also, tuna and tuna fish are the same animal.
  2. This. I vote in the R primary a lot in mid-term years because in many of the county and judicial elections it may as well be the general. A lot of the races in the general, the R winner is unopposed.
  3. explain this to me like you're talking to my ex-wife...
  4. You're thinking of Lil'Sarcetious.
  5. She must be incredible in bed to put up with that shit
  6. Personally, win or lose I don't think he survives until the midterms. At best he'll need full time memory care by then. Dude is fading fast.
  7. Would that mean Ted is in trouble (Please say yes)
  8. My girlfriend bought me an Ooni 12” for my birthday. Will be giving it a proper break in this weekend. I’ll post all the pizza fails to document my progress.
  9. I wonder if these two dickheads survived Covid…
  10. The MAGA Republicans ARE the Republicans now. There are a lot of people I would have called "chamber of commerce" Republicans prior to 2016, but those people have gotten really, really comfortable saying the quiet parts out loud over the past 8 years. It's going to have to be the Liz Cheney and Mitt Romney types that split off and start a new party. Will they take enough people with them to keep MAGA out of power until all the olds die off? That's the real question.
  11. Just like every place else in Austin, it's getting too fucking crowded.
  12. I have a cousin that is hardcore MAGA. Her son is in the Navy and is married to a Japanese girl he met while stationed in Okinawa and they have two kids. She blocked me when I asked her how she'll feel about her daughter in law and only two grand babies getting deported.
  13. My mom was adopted, but my birth grandmother was a New Orleans whore🤷‍♂️
  14. "Your great, great, great grandmother..."
  15. Dude bonded out fast from that cocaine arrest in section 336
  16. I feel like the SEC was sticking it to us for the bottle throwing stuff with all the bullshit penalties today
  17. Doris Metropolitan in New Orleans used to have a killer Wagyu burger. It was made with all their aged beef trimmings, so they only made a limited number and they sold out of them by the end of lunch every day.
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