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Hugh G. Rection

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Everything posted by Hugh G. Rection

  1. When she looks into the camera, I have never seen such an expression that shows nothing is going on behind those eyes.
  2. I can't wait to see if that dynasty that is UCF can three-peat for the national championship again this year.
  3. Sounds reasonable, right? About the same as shooting a night watchman at a construction site and gathering the family to see the body.
  4. I was told by an exterminator that you can't really kill spiders unless you spray them directly or if a bug they eat comes in contact with the poison. They don't clean themselves like other bugs so they won't climb through the poison and eat it off themselves. You may just want to welcome your new spider overlords and hope they take pity on you.
  5. I'd like to be Assistant to the Traveling Secretary
  6. It's happening! LOL Jess with bigger balls than Cliff.
  7. His boner got in his way. Couldn’t bend over to catch them.
  8. I have an affinity for Crackhead Bob. He was probably the first wack-packer that I was introduced to and he did some awesome stuff in his time.
  9. I'm with you. Pics of girlfriend/boyfriend would help here.
  10. Hugh G. Rection replied to hobbs's topic in Movies and TV
    I think every woman who works at the Post Office is the inspiration for Martha.
  11. Is the one on the left missing some fingers?
  12. I’ve met one person who stacked in tens and it was a large chick who had a WSOP ring on her middle finger.
  13. Yep Harrah’s in Joliet and Queen Victoria in Elgin. Elgin has more tables and better action.
  14. That's a nice smoke ring. For sure it will taste great.
  15. I don't think it's the channel. After Brockmire, they started running a movie and warned of nudity, and even said they don't edit movies for time or scenes.
  16. I hate his interviews. He needlessly interrupts the guests and finishes their sentences, it's irritating as hell. If he were to leave and they had a show with the misfits, it would be a better show by a mile.
  17. I'm not policing the board and never complained (until now I guess). I am compelled by my OCD to click on every one of them so it's a me-problem. It would be nice to have some advance notice of the topic or a screen shot of the clip because I end up seeing the same one in several threads. Every once in a while a gem comes through so paste away.
  18. I like the Wives and Stupid Shit thread. It seems that almost everything else in the Lulz thread is someone copying and posting from Reddit. I don't know why we don't just have a link to the site.
  19. What do I care? I will be dead.
  20. This is a forum for assholes. Moose out front shoulda told ya. Any more of these antics and you'll be crowdsourced.
  21. Love the show. My wife is addicted and can't miss a minute. Gives me the opportunity to play poker without interruption.
  22. That bothers me. It hangs there for long periods of time soaking up other people’s shit smells.
  23. Hugh G. Rection replied to jofus's topic in Lulz
    Don’t worry, there are more jobs out there.
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