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89Horn

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  1. Whatever the last game we have against the remains, I imagine I’ll feel like this once it’s over. I hope it’s Iowa State or West Virginia giving the Charlie Sheen raised arm response like “Fucking Texas, they got out of this hell.”
  2. The Bruce to the SEC: Haven’t you already done that?
  3. I think this is true and more so true now. But there were at least a couple of times back when I was in school in the mid ‘80s when the Cowboys v. Redskins game was at Texas stadium on the Sunday following TX-OU. Lots of Texas and OU fans stayed over for that game. Of course that is consecutive days not waiting a week between games and it is the CFB fan having an interest in the NFL.
  4. Michigan operatives planted deeply within the Ohio St. program are behind this.
  5. NIce try! Or. Maybe Hogan is just welcoming him to the nWo.
  6. . . . or maybe a portal back up QB from Eastern Michigan, Lehigh, or Canisius. Really, the options are endless.
  7. “Wait, what?” - all astronauts, astronaut candidates and trainees
  8. Think of it on the bright side, UW had possession almost 12 minutes longer than Texas and only managed to win by 6 points and was in danger of a loss in the final 15-20 seconds of the game. Imagine if they would have lost. The narrative would have been - what the fuck? UW dominated, Texas was subpar and had an atrocious third quarter, and UW choked away a loss. Yeah, that’s all I got.
  9. So, they handed you your phone for one call and instead you posted this message? Well done.
  10. Shit. To lose with those last play calls, like kissing a women who tastes like cigarettes.
  11. No, no. It’s accurate. The QB room is actually very nice. It’s just that they don’t have a good QBs to fill it.
  12. Nick Cannon is chuckling. Five kids in 2022 by five different mothers.
  13. My initial response to this was, that’s harsh. Then I looked at the picture.
  14. Jerritt Elliott needs to find the perfect toupee and press on eyes brows, put them on, and take a team photo giving the same smug smile as the aggy meat judging coach.
  15. Doesn’t sound like it. Sounds like you and others of your ilk coming to this site keep going on and on about your team seemingly trying to convince folks here how good your team is. Yes, fine, Washington is a damned good team. If you know how good they are, then you don’t need to be going on and on about it. I mean shit, it’s all look at me! Look at me! Acknowledge how good we are. Fuck.
  16. I expect you will be coming back to this site running your mouth if Washington wins. Question is, will you come back to this site to give Texas its due if Texas wins? I think not.
  17. West Ham United bizarrely wins at least two national championships. Northwestern and LSU (in a freakishly bad 2028 season) get relegated to the Dutch second division. LSU comes close to being promoted back up just three times in that 20 year timespan. But, then decides to focus on baseball.
  18. Flying cars. Hoverboard skateboards. Teleportation. Texas defense linemen still being held with no calls. The weather can be controlled. Aggy going on their sixth head coach since Jimbo’s firing. Three ex coaches still on the payroll. Oddly, New Mexico State has become a powerhouse football school due to aggy making a silly mistake in AI programming that transformed the wrong aggy football team.
  19. Shit. This one hurts. First saw him in Glory and was so impressed. Gone too soon.
  20. What’s that you say? And just statistically? Get out of here. - 2005 USC
  21. Yeah, just joking! I don’t hate bands, but it was taking away from the joy of making fun of aggy.
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