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Kennythetiger

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  1. So we have more than 99 problems?
  2. 100%. Logged in every morning to see what happened overnight.
  3. All these cattle and nine-tenths of the horses is stolen. And to think we was once respected lawmen.
  4. Man. He really struggled there.
  5. The short happy life of Francis Macomber.
  6. Is that leftover Halloween candy? Looks like the same shit the old ladies in my town buy from the Dollar General store the day before Halloween. And fuck you for stealing the line from one of my favorite songs ever.
  7. Spoilers, man.
  8. I often remind myself that I’m not here for a documentary on oil exploration and production, I am here to see shit go south for Billy Bob for twelve hours, and then his wife calls. I just give him the Jeremiah Johnson head nod.
  9. With one exception, my dad did not cook when I was younger. That exception- every Friday night he would make brownies out of a box- add egg, oil , water. And we would watch “Dallas”. Everyone but my mom, who was disgusted by anything having to do with the show. My dad absolutely loved it though. Landman makes me think of him.
  10. I’ve maintained for several years that Trixie is fine and Poko has hearing loss.
  11. I’m very happy the good guys won, but I have always thought “Yamamoto” is a cool-ass name.
  12. Don’t ask.
  13. @Steelers Roll Left where are we at on this deal? Still happening?
  14. Meh. Probably goes here as much as videos staged for attention.
  15. This shit makes you guys laugh out loud?
  16. Aggy. She can show that bottle-nosed bitch what’s up.
  17. And if you sit next to my mother-in-law at supper, we have the biggest goddamned hole in the world.
  18. I couldn’t make it all the way through. Sorry you’re such a pussy, bro. There’s probably a table for you at the Cheesecake Factory.
  19. Goddamn, Nicole. The time that you saved Sbbruin’s life was my favorite post of yours, but this is very easily #2. Crop-dusting Cardi B’s snatch? And quoting the bible to my wife to try and get lucky in the morning.
  20. In my mind she is singing that song directly to me.
  21. I already want to murder you.
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