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Kennythetiger

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Everything posted by Kennythetiger

  1. I’m guessing the base runner slept with the catcher’s wife.
  2. A surprising number of people in our small community call 911 for trivial reasons, including just to talk.
  3. Couldn’t help but notice that you ate two hot links before you decided that they were gross.
  4. The Messicins are making their way up here. We’re getting there.
  5. We eat there twice a year. Still fun.
  6. I had mentioned this a few months ago but I knew a guy in college that would shit in the holding tank in toilets at house parties.
  7. “Girl dinner”. Lol. Steel Shank been doing it for years.
  8. I think that’s a Ford product.
  9. We were allowed one pair of moon boots each winter. When (not if) they developed holes, we wore empty bread sacks over our socks.
  10. Wise beyond his years, huh?
  11. You need some homemade vanilla ice cream
  12. Or HIV-infected hypodermic needles.
  13. Those are all old dudes. No wonder why they always have to pick another one.
  14. German Shorthairs are such good dogs. ❤️
  15. What was your drug of choice when you were using?
  16. Repped you for McMurtry.
  17. He’s probably smarter than us too.
  18. Hell, I thought you said “meth”.
  19. Bada Bing for me.
  20. DNA, @tigol has a menopause thread on here somewhere. I searched but couldn’t find it. Not sure if it’s because the search sucks or because everyone likes to be cute and put clever stupid fucking titles on threads. It wasn’t tigol’s thread to start with, but like Ruffian used to do on Shaggy she sort of took it over for a bit and gave some really good female points. I would suggest reading it when you have time, and the divorce thread too. Not everyone on the divorce thread wants to burn down their house with their wife in it- there’s some really good advice about staying together, too.
  21. I think it’s in the dopamine. I think certain people get an insatiable craving for a second drink, a second hit, or a second helping of cheesy hash browns. The dopamine doesn’t come from iced tea, nor does it come from a banana. I think we as substance abusers of whatever nature place our lives on the line of whether we can come to terms with the dopamine being stronger than our own willpower, and take steps for the rest of our lives to avoid it.
  22. I see your point but I don’t agree with it. You need to drink to live. Water is different than alcohol. You need to eat to live. Fresh fruits and vegetables are different than Burger King.
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