Everything posted by Kennythetiger
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Denver
Brooke is our regular waitress- she’s from Austin. I’ve never asked her if she knows any of you dumbasses.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
@Pokoloco
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Help Me Motherfuckers, I have to smoke brisket on a Green Egg for 25 ppl. First timer
I double-probed your mom last night.
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Post a pic that makes you say "Holy shit."
I’m guessing the base runner slept with the catcher’s wife.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
A surprising number of people in our small community call 911 for trivial reasons, including just to talk.
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Awful Texas foodways
Couldn’t help but notice that you ate two hot links before you decided that they were gross.
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Hey Steel Shank!
The Messicins are making their way up here. We’re getting there.
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Denver
We eat there twice a year. Still fun.
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Post a pic that makes you lol
I had mentioned this a few months ago but I knew a guy in college that would shit in the holding tank in toilets at house parties.
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Fat People
“Girl dinner”. Lol. Steel Shank been doing it for years.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
I think that’s a Ford product.
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Things that remind you of growing up poor.
We were allowed one pair of moon boots each winter. When (not if) they developed holes, we wore empty bread sacks over our socks.
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Fat People
Wise beyond his years, huh?
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Post a pic that makes you lol
Go on….
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Shit I've Cooked Lately
You need some homemade vanilla ice cream
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Or HIV-infected hypodermic needles.
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Pope Francis: You know that hell thing? Never mind....
Those are all old dudes. No wonder why they always have to pick another one.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
German Shorthairs are such good dogs. ❤️
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Fat People
What was your drug of choice when you were using?
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Diners, Drive Inn’s and Gas Stations?
Drive-in
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Fat People
Repped you for McMurtry.
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Parenting Woes & Other Stories
He’s probably smarter than us too.
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Fat People
Hell, I thought you said “meth”.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
Bada Bing for me.
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Marriage / Relationships
Ill-advised.