Happy New Year You Surly Bastards!
- 2025 Citrus Bowl - Texas vs. Michigan - 2:00pm on ABC
- 2025 Citrus Bowl - Texas vs. Michigan - 2:00pm on ABC
- 2025 Citrus Bowl - Texas vs. Michigan - 2:00pm on ABC
- 2025 Citrus Bowl - Texas vs. Michigan - 2:00pm on ABC
- 2025 Citrus Bowl - Texas vs. Michigan - 2:00pm on ABC
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Shaggy3.0 started following Texas vs. Texas A&M - 6:30pm on ABC , 2025 Citrus Bowl - Texas vs. Michigan - 2:00pm on ABC , BOOM MOTHER FUCKER - Will Muschamp's Triumphant Return and 3 others
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BOOM MOTHER FUCKER - Will Muschamp's Triumphant Return
panic hire move. the new dc will be expected to help the offense score in the red zone.
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2025 ACC Championship - Virginia vs. Duke
manny diaz wins a conference championship game before sark lol. the world is fucked
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2025 ACC Championship - Virginia vs. Duke
strategic no calls and penalties. of course!
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
just like the mouse network wants it.
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2025 Big Ten Championship - Ohio State vs. Indiana
In 2 years, the UI coach won the conference championship game vs a team more talented than any secsecsec team. think about that...
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2025 ACC Championship - Virginia vs. Duke
honestly, if i'm DUKE, i give ZERO fucks about the espn playoff predictor. i only care about a conference title. TROPHY matters espin bithces. college football is broken as long as espin helps politic for conferences/teams and triggers controversy to drive narratives for their bs talk shows.
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2025 Big Ten Championship - Ohio State vs. Indiana
meanwhile, in the acc championship game....
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2025 Big Ten Championship - Ohio State vs. Indiana
seems like osu has trouble with a well-coached, disciplined, fundamentally-sound team committed to the running game. who woulda guessed???
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Holy shit you dipshits: 9-3 Texas is probably in the playoffs
we're not in the playoff. book it. hopefully the latest coaches poll demonstrates the amount of HATE and ENVY the country has for TEXAS. that hate intensified once we joined the secsecsec. so guess what? fuck everyone. they hate us. we SHOULD hate them. everyone believes we're the EVIL EMPIRE. so you know what? EMBRACE THAT SHIT. Fuck yea! Fuck all these envious bitches. we bitchslapped our rivals this year. so keep that up. on top of that, fuck up everyone else going forward--starting with that fatass fart smeller kirby. ya'll wanted this sesesec shit. now time to play ball. fuck the old Texas "classy" way. aint got time for that shit. better come to grips with that NOW. mack did his politic'n to get us in the rose bowl over cal. we got the benefit of the doubt over fsu to make the 4-team play off. NOW quit acting like little bitches with all the what ifs. fuck that noise. WE ARE THE EVIL EMPIRE. KNOW IT. BE ABOUT IT. FUCK SHIT UP, YO. out oh and fuck our little brother (not literally) all-time, eternal bitches--we own you.
- Texas vs. Texas A&M - 6:30pm on ABC