Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Happy New Year You Surly Bastards!
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations
Happy New Year You Surly Bastards!

Shaggy3.0

Legacy Members
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  1. At least sark can hang with an interim hc. Our center is a cone.
  2. We can only hope….for the choking, not the firing. Muschamp HC in 2027.
  3. Drops. Penalties. Unprepared. But lets fire the D-Coordinator. That will fix the offensive horseshit. 4th and 32. Thats a Sark offense
  4. Sark is middling. Normie. He makes The U of Texas middling. Normie Undisciplined. Disgrace on the field.
  5. panic hire move. the new dc will be expected to help the offense score in the red zone.
  6. manny diaz wins a conference championship game before sark lol. the world is fucked
  7. strategic no calls and penalties. of course!
  8. just like the mouse network wants it.
  9. In 2 years, the UI coach won the conference championship game vs a team more talented than any secsecsec team. think about that...
  10. honestly, if i'm DUKE, i give ZERO fucks about the espn playoff predictor. i only care about a conference title. TROPHY matters espin bithces. college football is broken as long as espin helps politic for conferences/teams and triggers controversy to drive narratives for their bs talk shows.
  11. meanwhile, in the acc championship game....
  12. seems like osu has trouble with a well-coached, disciplined, fundamentally-sound team committed to the running game. who woulda guessed???
  13. we're not in the playoff. book it. hopefully the latest coaches poll demonstrates the amount of HATE and ENVY the country has for TEXAS. that hate intensified once we joined the secsecsec. so guess what? fuck everyone. they hate us. we SHOULD hate them. everyone believes we're the EVIL EMPIRE. so you know what? EMBRACE THAT SHIT. Fuck yea! Fuck all these envious bitches. we bitchslapped our rivals this year. so keep that up. on top of that, fuck up everyone else going forward--starting with that fatass fart smeller kirby. ya'll wanted this sesesec shit. now time to play ball. fuck the old Texas "classy" way. aint got time for that shit. better come to grips with that NOW. mack did his politic'n to get us in the rose bowl over cal. we got the benefit of the doubt over fsu to make the 4-team play off. NOW quit acting like little bitches with all the what ifs. fuck that noise. WE ARE THE EVIL EMPIRE. KNOW IT. BE ABOUT IT. FUCK SHIT UP, YO. out oh and fuck our little brother (not literally) all-time, eternal bitches--we own you.
  14. definitely wb, hard. the chick, not the dude (just to clarify)
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.