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Gucci_Suit

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Everything posted by Gucci_Suit

  1. Five fucking hundred! Ok, let’s just win games with young kids.
  2. Need outs
  3. Tristan was dealing other than that 1 pitch
  4. Refs are shit but also can’t shoot like bitches.
  5. This shit is fucking fun right now. They are going to come out on fire. Gotta go after Draymond
  6. Exactly. And I’m actually quite handsome. Everybody says so.
  7. Back when I was at UT my girlfriend lived on 33rd and I walked up to her house as her hot roommate was walking out with her bike. I saw a cottonmouth right on the porch, so I told her to stop. I took her bike and rolled the front tire onto its neck. She brought me a kitchen knife and I cut its head off. Otherwise, I usually let snakes live (especially non-poisonous) assuming they are doing me a solid somehow. I tried for months to turn the cottonmouth encounter into a threesome. Girlfriend was not down with it, but I’ll always believe the roommate was. /csb
  8. Thanks! Yeah, I thought there was a thread but couldn’t find it.
  9. Found this guy in the bamboo behind my garage here in central Austin. Anybody know what it is? Google suggests maybe a rat snake?
  10. Fuck the bitch ass suns.
  11. Can’t we all agree that we would all bang her but we’ve all seen hotter more natural face, tits, & ass? And we’ve all seen (and banged) a lot worse. And that the flames are fuck stick pussies? But not as bad as the phoenix suns?
  12. We’ve barely touched the puck. Gotta start playing dirty.
  13. On the PP we looked short handed. Fucking great.
  14. Power play is neat, but Calgary looks like they want to win.
  15. Just letting them do whatever they want. Pussy shit right now.
  16. I’m depressed.
  17. Can’t wait for those 3rd down holding calls. I also hate being a Cowboys fan.
  18. Hey there, Adolis!
  19. As soon as I post that they make some plays.
  20. Luka/Jalen playing really good defense and not good offense.
  21. This is a very bad organization. Very bad. I blame Jon
  22. I get every other playoff game in 3 languages and I can’t see the Mavs tonight. Bullshit. I told those fucks at the league office a thousand times.
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