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Upgrayedd

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  1. A lot of those AU wins were against a teacher's college. Since 1950, ASU 40-29-1
  2. Hopefully sooner rather than later. I've got a bottle of Dom for January 20th and another for when that fat fuckstick croaks.
  3. What is it with these people and their fucking binders?
  4. "We're reasonably smart and decent fellows." Lulz.
  5. Those Fajita Roundup stores aren't going to cashflow themselves I guess.
  6. And phantom illegal man downfield calls.
  7. I actually went on Friday. I’d time machine back because I don’t remember shit.
  8. Can't get anything for just a nickel anymore
  9. Tie up at Shelter Island so I can ride my bike.
  10. How long is it going to take you to sail down here? 8:30 PM kick.
  11. Don’t be superstitious. It’s bad luck.
  12. You know the definition of a fierce competitor? The one that comes in first and third in a circle jerk.
  13. It tastes like the back of a fucking L.A. school bus. Now they probably didn't de-stem, hoping for some semblance of concentration, crushed it up with leaves and mice, and then wound up with this rancid tar and turpentine bullshit. Fuckin' Raid.
  14. You can start by wiping that fucking dumbass smile off your rosy fucking cheeks. Then you can get me a fucking automobile. A fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick, four fucking wheels and a seat!
  15. Lulz there's a call script . . . CALL SCRIPT: Receptionist: Hello. Thank you for calling our office. You: Hello my name is ____. Today I’m calling to urge [REPRESENTATIVE NAME] to support a transparent audit of votes in our state to protect all legal votes. There have been proven irregularities nationwide, including with electronic voting systems. Receptionist: Great. We will make a note of this for the Representative. Is there anything else I can help you with? You: No, thank you. I’m only calling to ask [REPRESENTATIVE NAME] to support electoral transparency and integrity, with an urgent audit of both ballots AND electronic voting systems.
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