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Player

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  1. You couldn’t see spending the rest of your life with your head hung down in shame? You know you might’ve been born just plain white trash, but Fancy is your name! Here’s your one chance Fancy, don’t let us down.
  2. Gotdamn, Mike Judge is a fucking prophet.
  3. As evidenced by the fact that Art Rascon is still yammering away on Ch.13 despite being bitten by a copperhead, this unfortunately appears to be true.
  4. Haha - what a moron. I think they only won a couple of games last year, so the new season of LCU is going to be fantastic.
  5. Pitcher looks like he’s double clutching like a mofo.
  6. Because he was too busy choking his chicken!
  7. How long do you hover over your keyboard contemplating whether your drivel has captured the right amounts of smarmy and cocksucker before you hit reply?
  8. She’s in better shape than White. Can she play 1B?
  9. Didn't want to neg you, but felt like I owed it to you. * * Not really, I thoroughly enjoyed negging your worthless okie ass. You can't misappropriate that phrase from Sam, especially after he hung it on your pussy qb.
  10. I don't think I've spotted one in the wild, but they're out there.
  11. I think it would be a nice gesture for him to send Looch a free prosthetic chin. Or a bag of dicks. Either one would be well received at Texags HQ.
  12. I’m going to call the RF mezzanine the Bay of Pigs.
  13. He was one of my favorite professors. Life and Literature of the American Southwest was a great class, and Graham was a fantastic teacher with an awesome sense of humor. https://www.statesman.com/news/20190622/1940-2019-texas-author-critic-scholar-and-curmudgeon-don-graham-has-died RIP and Hook ‘Em Dr. Graham.
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