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Celery Man

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Celery Man last won the day on December 24 2019

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  1. Wife is out of town all week, air fried gnocchi as a quick and easy meal
  2. Mache was a waitress at the worst restaurant in town she had a reputation as a girl who was chingaaaaau
  3. was just trying to decide if I've ever had a "I liked how this was in the audio book better" moment at a movie but I can easily see this happening with a big chunk of the dialog. Great audiobook, so looking forward to this. and yeah geez, skip the fucking trailer
  4. Had my 4 year old with me when we went to pick the 2 year old up from his Spanish immersion daycare. All the kids were in one room, lots of the teachers missing. 4 year old was asking questions on the way home and I tried to carefully explain that people who speak different languages are afraid of getting taken and that there are some people that are doing that right now, and our Spanish speaking neighbors are afraid. She said that Jesus says we should be kind and added that he also says we should love our neighbors. if any of you fuckers need to hear that message
  5. cool cool so glad that we’re have ice and border patrol protecting our country and totally not being fascist shitheels here in *checks notes* north carolina
  6. He dresses like a beyond meathead
  7. Saw this, it was enjoyable but also kind of a weird tonal mix. It couldn't decide if it is a stupid movie or not (it is, btw). I can't quite put my finger on it, but it's something like... Hunger Games is sillier but more consistent, which makes it somehow less silly. Anyways, this was fun but not one to think too hard about.
  8. Busy weekend for these pussies in North Carolina. Look what they did to this American citizen
  9. I take it back I love you wing
  10. Does anyone want to catch a goddamn ball
  11. Jesus Christ bench Wingo
  12. Wish he could play football.
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